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Senior Texting Codes
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| 01/23/2023
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Posted on 01/23/2023 6:21:15 AM PST by sodpoodle
Senior Texting Codes Teens have their texting codes (LOL, OMG, TTYL, etc.).
Not to be outdone by these kids, we senior members now have our own short-hand codes.
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friend's Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring your own teeth
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
LOL - Living on Lipitor
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WTP - Where are the Prunes?
Hope these help .....
GGLKI ! (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Computers/Internet; Humor
KEYWORDS: old
God bless
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:21:15 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Thanks much for the chuckles, sod!! d;^D
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:23:34 AM PST
by
CopperTop
(Outside the wire it's just us chickens. Dig?)
To: sodpoodle
CPUT : Can’t Pass Up Toilet
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:24:46 AM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:38:11 AM PST
by
rangerX
(Sua Sponte)
To: sodpoodle
HASM -— Having A Senior Moment
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:44:17 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: sodpoodle
And Joe Biden has his own set of text codes, like:
YKTT- You know, the thing...
NAJJ - Not a joke, Jack
TDAITG - The docs are in the garage
and
HMIFAICGU!
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:50:26 AM PST
by
LittleBillyInfidel
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WTF - Wet the furniture
LMDO - Laughing my dentures out.
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:51:01 AM PST
by
Rio
To: Red Badger
I saw what you did there
OR
In some way you did try”)
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:52:48 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
To: sodpoodle
ROTFLBNICGU - Rolling on the floor laughing but now I can’t get up.
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:53:18 AM PST
by
1Old Pro
To: LittleBillyInfidel
HMIFAICGU!
I give up - please tell”)
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:55:25 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly, carry tweezers.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 6:55:39 AM PST
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: sodpoodle
I smell what you done there..................
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posted on
01/23/2023 7:04:35 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
To: sodpoodle
Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
😜
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posted on
01/23/2023 7:05:50 AM PST
by
LittleBillyInfidel
(This tagline has been formatted to fit the screen. Some content has been edited.)
To: sodpoodle
TAFSMP - Trusted a fart and shit my pants
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posted on
01/23/2023 7:12:40 AM PST
by
shotgun
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 7:12:46 AM PST
by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 7:26:57 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Soon the January 6 protesters will be held (without trial or bail) longer than Jefferson Davis was.)
To: sodpoodle
WKWCSOLI -— Who Knew We Could Sell Our Life Insurance
To: sodpoodle
TPAW - toilet plugged at walmart
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posted on
01/23/2023 8:11:07 AM PST
by
showme_the_Glory
(No more rhyming, and I mean it.........)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
01/23/2023 8:25:14 AM PST
by
Vaduz
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