Posted on 02/14/2023 4:49:09 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’ve always admired that chick who has a machine gun for a leg. No idea of the movie...
News from down the street back home, thanks.
DeSantis the First “Florida Man” can be far behind.
We need chainsaw licenses in Florida because, well it’s just FloriDAH.
Florida man
He looks like somebody took a powersander to his face for a few seconds.
I moved here in 2016, and had no issues at all. You are gonna like it here.
In the future, that would be quite handy!
Ya, so for so good for liking it here in Florida: I moved from Fairbanks AK after 32 years. I am really loving the Florida winters compared to Fairbanks lol.
I think the Darwin awards fits that need.
Alas, the Darwin Award requires that one be deceased, which leaves out so much from recognition because of Florida Man’s talent for survival in spite of what for lesser men would be lethal episodes of embarrassing stupidity.
That is true, but Darwin would have honorable mentions. Those that lived through their adventure.
Here is a true Florida Man story that ought to qualify for Honorable Mention. An ex-husband was ordered by the court to turn over the marital residence, a mobile home, to his ex-wife. Florida Man removed his possessions and packed them into his truck, then went back in, angry and drunk, and doused the interior with a can of gas.
Then, still inside, he lit a match -- which immediately caused a fiery explosion that blew a then flaming Florida Man through the wall of the mobile home. Neighbors watered him down to put out the flames and called 911. Florida Man survived burns, a broken arm, and a concussion, eventually doing a few months in the county jail for arson.
No Darwin Award, but surely deserving of Honorable Mention.
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