Posted on 03/09/2023 3:28:06 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
In just the first day since announcing the release of “Jeremy’s Chocolate,” The Daily Wire has already sold more than 100,000 of the non-woke chocolate bars.
After chocolate giant Hershey’s announced its “Her SHE” Women’s History Month marketing campaign, then promptly insulted women everywhere with an ad featuring a biological man as the face of the campaign, Daily Wire co-CEO and god-king Jeremy Boreing announced that he would be rolling out his own line of chocolate bars.
“Fine, I’ll do it,” Boreing tweeted. “Introducing Jeremy’s Chocolate. Yes, it’s real. We have two kinds: HeHim and SheHer. One of them has nuts. If you need me to tell you which one, keep buying Hershey’s. But if you know what a woman is and love chocolate, go to: ihatehersheys.com.”
The Daily Wire announced that just after 7:30 p.m. CT — roughly 12 hours after announcing the launch of Jeremy’s Chocolate — the company had already sold over 100,000 chocolate bars.
“The people asked and we answered,” Boreing said. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you; Disney hates you; and now Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”
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This is good news.
Certainly glad there are Americans like Jeremy Boreing.
$6.99 for a 1.5 oz bar of chocolate.
Statement or not, no chocolate is worth that cost.
Yep.
They can put Hillary Clintons mug on the Hersheys wrapper for all I care. I’m still buying them.
Buy Nestle, Toblerone, or any of a dozen other brands.
I buy a brand out of Philadelphia called Zittner’s. Though as far as I’m aware, they only make easter candy.
Hersey Crap is NOT EVEN Considered true Chocolate Overseas .
It does not have enough Chocolate to qualify .
Avoid that Garbage and all its other brands .
Hersey has all Third Rate Products .
Plenty of ‘craft chocolatiers’ out there market their goods at a similar price point...buy it bulk, and get Jeremy’s for $4 each...what you don’t pig out on, you can pitch in the freezer. I get some chocolate for my $6.99...a better return than what I get for the same money spent on a politician. :-)
Well, enjoy your support of your trannie-supporting woke buddies. Nothing like taking a courageous stand against Leftist perversion, right?
Paraffin and heavy metals...yum!
lol
Oh, no question - nothing says “conservative” like stuffing your face with woke chocolate.
And unlike you, I am a fighter - my anger has served me quite well - while the placid among us are just fine with Democrats running things.
Very clever.
AMEN.
So this Jeremy guy is using pronouns as chocolate names? Isn’t that what the left wants, “he/him” instead of “male” or “man”?
They sure did have that chocolate ready to go awfully fast after Hershey’s announcement....just sayin
I still think it would be a great idea for someone to market “Trump” brand chocolate and candies.
Lots of variations, basically knock-offs of popular candies, especially those that are nostalgic today, like old fashioned strips of salt water taffy. ‘Big Hunk’ style nougat strips. Bit O’ Honey. etc. All under the “Trump” brand.
Not only would it drive leftists nuts, but imagine the impression it would leave on small children, after Halloween, when their parents threw away a lot of the candy they had earned.
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