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Zebra badly mauls Ohio man’s arm, deputies put it down: ‘I think he tore my arm off’
NY Post ^ | March 13, 2023 | Greg Wehner

Posted on 03/13/2023 6:11:15 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: marktwain
Today, riding a horse is as dangerous as riding a motorcycle, hour for hour...

I disagree the chances of another horse rider crashing onto you because they are on their cell phone is pretty slim.

41 posted on 03/13/2023 7:38:21 PM PDT by usurper (AI was born with a birth defect.)
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To: DarrellZero
Ask any zookeeper and they’ll tell you: zebras might look like friendly stripey horses but in reality, they are straight up a-holes.

Zebras are the hippos of Zebras.

42 posted on 03/13/2023 7:50:25 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: BenLurkin; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; ...

Uh, ohhhhh-kay.


43 posted on 03/13/2023 7:57:46 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: BenLurkin

A zebra? Was this a petting zoo?


44 posted on 03/13/2023 8:00:54 PM PDT by nuconvert ( Warning: Accused of being a radical militarist. Approach with caution.)
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To: BenLurkin

When I worked in the Bronx Zoo as a teenager, one of the Zebras (Zeke) bit the arm of one of the zoo keepers. They are quite vicious.


45 posted on 03/13/2023 8:15:50 PM PDT by beekay (Missing Trump yet? )
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To: Larry Lucido

LOL- too funny-


46 posted on 03/13/2023 8:22:23 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: BenLurkin

I had to get rid of all my zebras when I left Brooklyn.


47 posted on 03/13/2023 8:24:56 PM PDT by Brooklyn Attitude (I went to bed on November 3rd 2020 and woke up in 1984.)
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To: BenLurkin

Well dang it- now he can’t clap


48 posted on 03/13/2023 8:28:10 PM PDT by Bob434
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To: BenLurkin

With all the large predators in Africa, zebras have to be vicious.

That’s a big reason why they were never domesticated.


49 posted on 03/13/2023 8:35:27 PM PDT by x
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To: Larry Lucido

You’re right and very funny.


50 posted on 03/13/2023 8:37:56 PM PDT by Veto! (FJB Sucks Rocks)
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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Ever been to Circleville? They claim to be the Pumpkin capital of the World.

It is a very strange place with strange people.


51 posted on 03/13/2023 8:40:14 PM PDT by EC Washington
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To: BenLurkin

I’ll be honest: This never would have occurred to me as an answer to,

“What’s black & white and red all over?”


52 posted on 03/13/2023 8:41:12 PM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: Larry Lucido
“I think he tore my arm off…send a chopper,”

I might have phrased that differently.


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53 posted on 03/13/2023 9:08:23 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Truth is not hate speech.)
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To: Nervous Tick

Nice choppers!


54 posted on 03/13/2023 9:24:00 PM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just postill clickbait!)
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To: Hieronymus

“Better a zebra than a gator.”
Or a moose.....


55 posted on 03/13/2023 9:34:12 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moose)
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To: Tell It Right

Some in the general society has decided for us, without any consultation, that if anything has even a smidgen of “black” in it, then it is fully black.
Therefore, by their reckoning....it was a hate crime if the victim was white.....and of course Zebras are black,,, not black and white. Regardless of what the color sensors in your eyes and brain tell you.


56 posted on 03/13/2023 9:41:52 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and harder to find.)
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To: BenLurkin

Shades of Gray? It’s not all black and white.


57 posted on 03/13/2023 10:14:06 PM PDT by Honest Nigerian
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To: BenLurkin

Sounds like he was a victim of unbridled hatred!


58 posted on 03/13/2023 10:33:49 PM PDT by The Duke
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To: TChad
Spitting goats are pretty funny 🙂
59 posted on 03/13/2023 10:54:46 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: BenLurkin

When I was a zookeeper, one of our zebras bit off the testicles of a llama.


60 posted on 03/13/2023 11:00:41 PM PDT by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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