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Does Area 51 have aliens inside it?
Man, do I have an imagination or what? | 3/21/2023 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 03/21/2023 4:13:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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1 posted on 03/21/2023 4:13:54 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: FreedomPoster; usconservative

It’s funny because it’s true!


2 posted on 03/21/2023 4:14:47 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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3 posted on 03/21/2023 4:15:34 AM PDT by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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How many do I need to create an infinite supply?


4 posted on 03/21/2023 4:17:18 AM PDT by DannyTN
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AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!


5 posted on 03/21/2023 4:17:32 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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6 posted on 03/21/2023 4:18:32 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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How many do I need to create an infinite supply?

Eight. When you combine them at one location, they will go critical, causing a PMCME.

7 posted on 03/21/2023 4:19:09 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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Laz, I’m not sure about the explosive potential, but one time I had 4 of them in close proximity and I swear I heard them purring. A few hours later and there were 20+ of them.

I may have encountered the Tribble Variety.


8 posted on 03/21/2023 4:21:42 AM PDT by OHPatriot (Si vis pacem, para bellum)
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To: Lazamataz

Sugar Tribbles.

Just don’t get them wet or feed them after midnight.


9 posted on 03/21/2023 4:22:19 AM PDT by Jonty30 (It is not how many that go into Mexico that counts. It is how many that return from Mexico.)
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To: Lazamataz

Some of y’all got too much time on your hands.


10 posted on 03/21/2023 4:27:11 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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We all remember the epic rant of a person who smokes weed for the first time.

He (or she) starts off with the most imaginative ideas as his mind opens up. But then, in about 30 or 40 minutes when the munchies start to kick in, the mind-blown discourse about alternative states of consciousness turns to snacks.

That's where my imagination went when I read this piece.

11 posted on 03/21/2023 4:28:36 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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Some of y’all got too much time on your hands.

Too Much Time + A Vivid Imagination = This Sordid Mess of an Article.

12 posted on 03/21/2023 4:29:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: RoosterRedux

LOL!


13 posted on 03/21/2023 4:29:41 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The firearms I own today, are the firearms I will die with. How I die will be up to them.)
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To: Lazamataz

I am fasting today and I assure you I will be thinking of pink coconut fillings for the rest of the day.;-)


14 posted on 03/21/2023 4:32:09 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: Lazamataz

Great! I’m going to order a case of Sugar Blockers, and then pick up an 8 pack of Sno-balls at the store.

Now if only there was meat that reached critical mass.


15 posted on 03/21/2023 4:32:28 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Lazamataz

I can see why aliens would be attracted to Area 51. This could solve hunger and induce diabetes on many planets.


16 posted on 03/21/2023 4:34:59 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Lazamataz

The aliens are at Wright-Patterson in Ohio.
But you didn’t hear it from me.


17 posted on 03/21/2023 4:38:28 AM PDT by MrHead (A fella i knew in the 60s had the mule ordained by mail.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcKBmdfpWs


18 posted on 03/21/2023 4:42:46 AM PDT by BipolarBob (The rumor has not been confirmed until the FBI officially denies it.)
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To: Lazamataz

I thought the Klingons lived on Uranus?


19 posted on 03/21/2023 4:47:40 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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Part of the “magic” of their multiplication is that they open a dimensional portal that allows them to tap into matter from outside the point that they occupy in space-time.


20 posted on 03/21/2023 4:53:01 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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