John Fetterman has been hospitalized for depression for five weeks. His staff says he’ll be back soon.

Philadelphia Enquirer ^ | 3/24/2023 | Julia Terruso and Abraham Gutman

[Cowgirl of Justice]

More like recovery from plastic surgery.

[Bonemaker]

Fettervania really did itself pround.

[Professional Engineer]

Hospitalized for depression for five weeks?

Isn’t that unusual?

For a private payer, yes.

[PAR35]

Well he should be depressed if he is aware of who his state elected to the Senate.

[Bonemaker]

Fecklessman is probably finger painting with his own crap.

[Halls]

When I went into the hospital for my mental health I stayed a week and a half. That’s what most people stay.

[silent_jonny]

And this is only after 3 weeks--imagine what he looks like now.

[Blue Highway]

Will the real Uncle Festerman please stand up, please stand up…

[MachIV]

He cannot string a complete sentence together and looks like the boss man in a prison yard gang.

[Deo volente]

Right.
Is this “soon” on the geologic scale?

I’m sure wifey is being prepped in the background to take over the job when his case is finally deemed hopeless.

[Blue Highway]

Maybe they searched prison yards to find a suitable body double. 5 weeks.

[Tadhg]

But, but, but,....if the Republicans had just ran a better candidate. I hate that excuse. It takes away from the real issue - fraud and an extremely illiterate (and dependent) voting public. This guy was literally brain dead but he had a D next to his name.

[PAR35]

Come on. Clearly the same guy after an ear transplant an a complete re-shaping of the skull. Takes time to lengthen and narrow the head that much. Re-doing the ears was probably quicker

[dblshot]

He should run for vice president with Biden on the Dumb and Dumber ticket.

[Ezekiel]

More like recovery from plastic surgery.

For the body double. 🤪

[ConservativeInPA]

Seriously asking: what is the average time for a person to be hospitalized for depression? My limited view of this comes from a couple of people that were briefly hospitalized, stabilized and sent home with drugs. By briefly, I mean a few days. It seems that’s what their insurance covered.

Based on the above I am left thinking that Fester is seriously eff’d up and it’s not just depression.

[Blue Highway]

There is no way this drug addict and stroke victim beat out a nationally syndicated Dr., who was almost as popular as Oprah even.

[ConservativeInPA]

😂 that’s very subtle of you … completely different person 😂

[Halls]

And I might mention I have very good health insurance and my hospital stay was covered.

[packagingguy]

Yes it’s very unusual. Sounds like he must have been suicidally depressed.