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Female lizards at Colorado Army base are ‘stress eating’ during flyovers: study
The Hill ^ | March 29, 2023 | Sharon Udasin

Posted on 03/30/2023 6:54:40 AM PDT by Twotone

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1 posted on 03/30/2023 6:54:40 AM PDT by Twotone
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I am more worried about the lizards in Ukraine that are stress eating because of a war precipitated by our military industrial complex there.


2 posted on 03/30/2023 6:59:04 AM PDT by nwrep
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And how much money was wasted weighing lizards? They could have weighed Antony Fauci and saved a lot of money.


3 posted on 03/30/2023 6:59:12 AM PDT by George J. Jetso
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Obese lizard: The military makes me fat!!


4 posted on 03/30/2023 7:02:18 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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212 sq miles ===135,680 acres.

WHO is demanding ‘research’ on lizards near a military base???

This is another attempt to bankrupt the USA.


5 posted on 03/30/2023 7:05:54 AM PDT by ridesthemiles
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To: Tell It Right; Twotone

I suspect whole reason for this so called study is to limit or even put a complete halt to the flying.

I also suspect the fed gov provided grant money for this fiasco of a study.....which was I’m sure will milked to the last penny.


6 posted on 03/30/2023 7:06:51 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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Not to worry. Next week, it’ll be attributed to “climate change”. The week after that, it’ll be due to “lack of gun control”. And sooner or later, it’ll be because we’re not giving enough attention to tranny lizards. Not even close to kidding.


7 posted on 03/30/2023 7:07:07 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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Or shut down the base


8 posted on 03/30/2023 7:07:22 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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Lots of large corporations want that land. They’ll engage the econazi to get it.


9 posted on 03/30/2023 7:07:49 AM PDT by CodeToad (No Arm up! They have!)
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Shutter the base immediately! Snowflake stressed lizards have rights.

But seriously, chit can these researchers and cut all their funding for wasting tax dollars on something so hideously inconsequential.

10 posted on 03/30/2023 7:08:33 AM PDT by ConservativeInPA ("How did you go bankrupt?" Bill asked. "Two ways," Mike said. "Gradually and then suddenly." )
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your tax dollars at work


11 posted on 03/30/2023 7:09:25 AM PDT by wafflehouse ("there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon" -Alice's Restaurant Massacree)
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Psychological stress on lizards because helicopters and jets are loud. We’ve needed lizard psychologists for a while. Too bad the best ones opt for gender studies and art appreciation.


12 posted on 03/30/2023 7:10:12 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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I have this mental picture of a lizard sitting on the couch with a spoon and a carton of ice cream, binge watching some stupid TV show.


13 posted on 03/30/2023 7:11:30 AM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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Did anybody else think this was about our reptilian alien overlords that the military is working with?


14 posted on 03/30/2023 7:11:59 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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“stress eating”

15 posted on 03/30/2023 7:12:56 AM PDT by budj
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What do they do when it thunders?


16 posted on 03/30/2023 7:21:50 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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Obesity in lizards. 😏


17 posted on 03/30/2023 7:27:06 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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Oh, No! Fat Lizards?!?!?

Call me when they stop the sounding test off of the New England coast for counter-productive windmill siting. Given that its killing whales.

18 posted on 03/30/2023 7:28:19 AM PDT by G Larry ( "woke" means 'stupid enough to fall for the promotion of every human weakness into a virtue')
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The solution to this is obvious. Lizard ear muffs.


19 posted on 03/30/2023 7:30:41 AM PDT by chrisser (I lost my vaccine card in a tragic boating accident.)
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You mean some azhos were actually paid to study this? No wonder America has gone to hell.


20 posted on 03/30/2023 7:34:56 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer ("Gun violence" ISN'T the problem idiots. People violence is the problem. Embrace the suck!)
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