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Florida dog named world's shortest at the height of 3.59 inches
upi ^ | ben hooper

Posted on 04/12/2023 6:05:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin

A Florida woman's pet chihuahua was officially named the world's shortest dog living by Guinness World Records at a height of only 3.59 inches.

Pearl, a dog belonging to Orlando resident Vanesa Semler, was officially measured by veterinarian Giovanni Vergel and confirmed to be the shortest dog living.

The shortest dog ever, a dwarf Yorkshire terrier owned by British man Arthur Marples, was measured at 2.8 inches tall before his death in 1945.

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TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: chihuahua; dwarfs; floridadog; mereinches; orlando; terrier; tonyorlamdoanddawn; yorkshire

1 posted on 04/12/2023 6:05:04 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin

“....dwarf Yorkshire ...”

We need a law for such offensive pronouns!


2 posted on 04/12/2023 6:09:10 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: mikelets456

Short jokes aren’t funny.


3 posted on 04/12/2023 6:16:35 AM PDT by Colt1851Navy (What was wrong with Nixon?)
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To: BenLurkin

Good shark bait.


4 posted on 04/12/2023 6:28:06 AM PDT by HighSierra5 (The only way you know a commie is lying is when they open their pieholes.)
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To: HighSierra5

Great gig if you can get it.


5 posted on 04/12/2023 6:28:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Colt1851Navy
Short jokes aren’t funny.


6 posted on 04/12/2023 6:49:16 AM PDT by Carpe Cerevisi
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To: BenLurkin

Thats no dog, that’s an insect!


7 posted on 04/12/2023 6:57:43 AM PDT by Bob434 (question )
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To: Colt1851Navy

“Short jokes aren’t funny.”

How about pants jokes?


8 posted on 04/12/2023 7:02:29 AM PDT by mikelets456
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To: Colt1851Navy

I saw the shortest cat ever, but it was big around.

Must have been about 12 inches around, and only a half inch thick.

Right in the middle of the highway!

(sorry, couldn’t resist... It’s the antagonist in me.)


9 posted on 04/12/2023 7:10:52 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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To: tired&retired

http://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/funny.wav


10 posted on 04/12/2023 7:24:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: mikelets456

“We need a law for such offensive pronouns!”

Let’s just call him Tyrian


11 posted on 04/12/2023 7:37:32 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: tired&retired

Thank you for sparing me from posting that. 🙀🚚


12 posted on 04/12/2023 11:40:32 AM PDT by Do_Tar (All my comments are creative or artistic expression.)
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To: Colt1851Navy

Randy Newman wants to talk to you about that statement.


13 posted on 04/12/2023 12:18:01 PM PDT by perfect stranger
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To: BenLurkin

Here in S.E. Michigan, they use those dogs as bait when trolling for muskies on Lake St. Clair.


14 posted on 04/12/2023 12:19:57 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco (My guitar wants to kill your mama - Zappa)
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To: BenLurkin

I had a mexican Chihuahua that weighed maybe 2lbs.


15 posted on 04/12/2023 11:10:01 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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