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The purrr-fect disguise: Narco cat is dressed up as a baby by woman pretending to be a young mum in failed drug smuggling scam
Daily Mail UK ^ | April 20, 2023 | Christian Oliver

Posted on 04/20/2023 10:39:59 AM PDT by Morgana

A Russian woman has been arrested after dressing her cat up to look like a baby in order to stash its clothing with drugs.

After reportedly arousing suspicion, the mother, with what appeared to be her two children, was taken for questioning by police in the Russian city of Nizhny Tagil.

The woman had been walking with her young daughter in the holiday resort with what appeared to be a baby sitting snug inside a pram.

After being intercepted by police, officials realised the young family wasn't quite what it seemed as instead of a baby, they discovered something with feline qualities.

Despite the admittedly ingenious attempt to smuggle the drugs, the inventive scheme ultimately failed and one by one small packages of narcotics were removed from the cat's thick clothing.

In the incredibly bizarre footage, police unzipped the rather confused cat from its thick baby snow suit, also discovering small packages of what appeared to be narcotics inside.

The feline, also wearing a hat and baby grow, poked its head out of the jacked to see what the fuss was about before being removed from the thick jacket by one of the officials.

Police continued to take small packages out of the suit while the bemused and innocent cat lay sprawled on the table.

In a later segment, layers of baby clothing continued to be pulled off from the animal one by one.

Eventually it was revealed that the cat was even wearing a nappy as well as tiny baby boots.

The cat's 'mother' was later seen being detained by officials, cuffed and sitting glumly inside a small cell.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: catbabuy; catbaby; cats; drugs; kittyping; narcocat; russia
Poor cat
1 posted on 04/20/2023 10:39:59 AM PDT by Morgana
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To: Slings and Arrows

Kitty ping please...

I don’t think the cat was harmed in this


2 posted on 04/20/2023 10:40:24 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana
while the bemused and innocent cat

Innocent? It's a cat! It was acting as a drug 'mule', and it knew bloody well what it was doing. Don't let those big eyes fool you ...

3 posted on 04/20/2023 10:42:52 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Morgana

4 posted on 04/20/2023 10:43:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: Morgana
Narco-cat?


5 posted on 04/20/2023 10:43:30 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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6 posted on 04/20/2023 10:44:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: NorthMountain

The cat was framed I tell you framed!


7 posted on 04/20/2023 10:45:33 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: BenLurkin

That cat looks ready to kill the woman who put him in that outfit!


8 posted on 04/20/2023 10:46:24 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana

9 posted on 04/20/2023 10:47:07 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: gundog

LoL


10 posted on 04/20/2023 10:47:47 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Morgana

Nah ... the cat was the brains of the outfit! Don’t let ‘em fool you. They’re devious and sneaky.


11 posted on 04/20/2023 10:52:46 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: NorthMountain

So that was high grade Catnip he was smuggling in here?


12 posted on 04/20/2023 10:54:49 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor. )
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To: Morgana
small packages of what appeared to be narcotics inside

Notice they don't actually identify the substance. They don't dare ... people can't handle The Truth.

13 posted on 04/20/2023 10:56:53 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: Morgana

read that headline three times and still couldn’t make sense of it.


14 posted on 04/20/2023 11:00:16 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: bigbob

The headline writer wanted to do the cutesy “purr-fect” pun, and that it didn’t fit the facts was secondary. Also I’d disagree with the author’s statement that the ruse was “ingenious.” I think using a doll would have been more likely to be successful


15 posted on 04/20/2023 11:08:33 AM PDT by j.havenfarm (22 years on Free Republic, 12/10/22! more then 6500 replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: Magnum44

Most likely the cat meowed too loud after deciding not to spend all 9 lives in a life of crime.


16 posted on 04/20/2023 2:52:52 PM PDT by BrandtMichaels ( Why I Oughta! Tired of leftards... Bang, Zoom, To The Moon!)
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To: NorthMountain

What would the truth be?


17 posted on 04/20/2023 3:25:08 PM PDT by Chickensoup (Genocide is here. Leftist extremists are spearhheading the Genocide against conservatives. )
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18 posted on 04/20/2023 4:19:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | http://mewe.com/i/hopalongginsberg)
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To: Morgana
The cat's 'mother' was later seen being detained by officials, cuffed and sitting glumly inside a small cell

But what happened to the cat? Hope someone is taking good care of it.

19 posted on 04/20/2023 11:19:17 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (“There is no good government at all & none possible.”--Mark Twain)
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