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1 posted on 07/17/2023 5:23:08 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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DANG!


2 posted on 07/17/2023 5:24:14 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (FBI out of Florida!)
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hmmm... where should I store this extra bullet?


3 posted on 07/17/2023 5:25:23 PM PDT by Gene Eric (Don't be a statist!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I keep my big-bore exploding bullet right in FRONT of my testicles.


4 posted on 07/17/2023 5:26:16 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone else.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“I don’t smuggle bullets very often,

But when I do...”


5 posted on 07/17/2023 5:27:28 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I’m calling the guy a “single shot.”


6 posted on 07/17/2023 5:28:44 PM PDT by OldWarBaby
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> Man Caught With A Bullet Hidden Behind His Testicles <

Here we see the prisoner being interviewed by the warden.


7 posted on 07/17/2023 5:30:02 PM PDT by Leaning Right (The steal is real.)
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I’ve heard of ball ammo, but that’s nuts.


8 posted on 07/17/2023 5:33:44 PM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up..)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reports indicate that he admitted to buying an ID on the internet and using that stolen ID to secure his rather lengthy vacation.

Did you think about this dude? Hey, Bob Smith we are declining your credit card purchase of a quart of milk and cereal at your local Giants because we see you are on a 3-week vacation at a resort in Florida. Oh, your bill is $3000. 1-800-BADCARD.

9 posted on 07/17/2023 5:35:29 PM PDT by AndyJackson
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Not your typical jail scene with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor.


10 posted on 07/17/2023 5:36:03 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Taint a weapon.


11 posted on 07/17/2023 5:36:55 PM PDT by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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This is my Rifle

And this is my Gun

And behind my testicles is my bullet.

13 posted on 07/17/2023 5:44:33 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Pray for God's intervention to stop Biden's invasion)
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They missed a good gag on the Andy Griffith Show by having Barney keep his single round in his shirt pocket.


16 posted on 07/17/2023 5:53:48 PM PDT by HartleyMBaldwin
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That old trick?

If I had a nickle...

I heard it helps with fertility too.


18 posted on 07/17/2023 6:01:10 PM PDT by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (Wake me up when somebody tells the truth.)
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Cavity search for the revolver?


19 posted on 07/17/2023 6:01:44 PM PDT by ryderann
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Well was it a Short or Long?


20 posted on 07/17/2023 6:03:47 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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>>he had a live .22 caliber round of ammunition “positioned underneath” his testicles

Some people take the term “ball ammo” too literally.


21 posted on 07/17/2023 6:16:51 PM PDT by vikingd00d (chown -R us ~you/base)
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What was he going to shoot it with?


22 posted on 07/17/2023 6:27:10 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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Seems like this ought to get some sort of ping.


25 posted on 07/17/2023 6:45:21 PM PDT by dayglored (Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords! Arthur Pendragon in 2024)
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Michael Keanu Brennen Florida Man Bullet Behind Testicles
Mugshot of man accused of hiding bullet behind his testicles (Image Credit: Pinellas County Jail via The Smoking Gun)
27 posted on 07/17/2023 7:18:52 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

A new way of putting lead in your pencil.


28 posted on 07/17/2023 8:00:18 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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