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Are You At A Nursing Home Or The U.S. Senate Chamber? 9 Clues To Look For
The Babylon Bee ^ | July 29, 2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 07/29/2023 3:34:10 PM PDT by gitmo

There you are, sitting across from an elderly, demented man drooling on his oatmeal, when suddenly you begin to wonder: Am I in a nursing home, or in the chambers of the United States Senate?? To help you solve the mystery, look for these nine helpful differences:

  1. Nursing Home: Residents call out "Bingo!" to win money

    Senate: Residents call out "Aye!" to spend your money.

  2. Nursing Home: Costs $10,000 per resident per month

    Senate: Costs $10 billion per resident per second.

  3. Nursing Home: Costs $10,000 per resident per month

    Senate: Costs $10 billion per resident per second


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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: elderly; nursinghome; senate

1 posted on 07/29/2023 3:34:10 PM PDT by gitmo
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