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People Rely on Laxatives So Much, There Aren’t Enough to Go Around
WSN ^ | Rachel Wolfe

Posted on 09/07/2023 12:10:28 PM PDT by logi_cal869

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To: logi_cal869

Just drink more water and eat vegetables and fruits, people! Start the morning with a full 8 oz of water and drink two or three glasses more, plus your coffee or tea, during the day.


61 posted on 09/07/2023 2:23:23 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: IYAS9YAS
Sauerkraut, kimchi, pickles, other fermented foods.

Fresh dark cherries in season. Don't stray far from a facility!

62 posted on 09/07/2023 2:26:21 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (Either ‘the Deep State destroys America, or we destroy the Deep State.’ --Donald Trump)
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To: logi_cal869

WEight loss and the opiod epidemic at work.


63 posted on 09/07/2023 2:56:48 PM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
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To: logi_cal869

People Rely on Laxatives there aren’t enough to go around.

Drink more water
Prune juice


64 posted on 09/07/2023 3:01:07 PM PDT by Vaduz (....)
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To: logi_cal869
Easy peasy.

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65 posted on 09/07/2023 3:06:47 PM PDT by yelostar (Spook codes 33 and 13. See them often in headlines and news stories. )
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To: dfwgator

Blazing Saddles had it right. Baked Beans. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXHkFZ-nG4Y


66 posted on 09/07/2023 5:01:01 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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I’m sorry, but farts will never not be funny.


67 posted on 09/07/2023 5:02:45 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Albion Wilde

I find that in Mid to late July when Wild Raspberries are in season, they definitely tend to get things moving.


68 posted on 09/07/2023 5:15:37 PM PDT by EvilCapitalist (81 million votes my ass.)
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To: logi_cal869

Well... that would explain why many people are full of shite.


69 posted on 09/07/2023 9:44:21 PM PDT by LastDayz (A blunt and brazen Texan. I will not be assimilated.)
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To: Red Badger
They are using it to lose weight.

Women could burn an extra 500 calories per day just making use of those dual ice cream dispensers mounted on their chests. Considering all the things women try, why hasn't that ever been a thing? The pharma companies could finally run some interesting ads on the fake news for hormone treatments to boost production.

70 posted on 09/07/2023 10:17:20 PM PDT by Reeses
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To: logi_cal869

Not enough laxatives? Did all the pear trees die?


71 posted on 09/07/2023 10:44:51 PM PDT by jy8z (Everything you think, do and say is from the pill you took today.)
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To: logi_cal869

Any good meatloaf recipe will do. May take about 8/hrs to start working....


72 posted on 09/07/2023 11:30:27 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (Need more money to buy everything now)
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Hey, now: My smoked meatloaf has no such effect.

It’s a delicacy here, labeled such by grateful recipients.

My wife’s cooking, OTOH...


73 posted on 09/08/2023 5:55:36 AM PDT by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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