Florida woman found in alligator’s jaws was arrested for trespassing two months ago

New York Post ^ | Sep. 24, 2023 | Katherine Donlevy

[lee martell]

Lol.
I’ll have to use that line.

[SunkenCiv]

lol

[noiseman]

Any way we could dump a bunch of alligators into the Capitol Building in DC and lock the from the outside for about a month?

That would be animal cruelty.

[alexander_busek]

Trump was on to something when he laughingly suggested stalking stocking the Rio Grande with alligators or crocodiles, whichever is more suitably indigenous.

Regards,

[muir_redwoods]

Great, now I can’t get the image of Hi-Pants Nadler trying to outrun an Alligator out of my head.

[Tom Tetroxide]

Didn't you know that crocs live in the land down under which is also known as Florida?

[joma89]

Seems like a good news story to me. Darwin would be proud.

[riverrunner]

Exactly there are good reasons we removed large predator’s from areas of human populations.

The recent in the past 4 decades that we need to allow them again is utter foolishness.

[sauropod]

RIP.

[9YearLurker]

Yep, sleeping with the fishes would be an upgrade over awake with the gators.

[SMARTY]

Put them in the Rio Grand

[piasa]

The gator may not have killed her. Homeless turn up dead in this area all the time from fentanyl overdose or murder, the gators and vultures don’t need to hunt or kill people to get a free meal, all they need to is wait and follow the smell to the corpse.

[piasa]

That may not be the way she went. Could have died from a health condition or overdose or been killed by someone and the gator just got a corpse.
Just to the north there has been a string of homeless murder victims.
Would not be the first time gators or hogs have been used to get rid of a body.
But, being a drunk going for an ill conceived splash in a canal after 4pm works to attract gators too.

[elenvee]

It can be chewy if not prepared properly, but the taste is somewhere between chicken and firm-fleshed fish. Deep fried gator bites are on some restaurant menus where I live, served with various sauces.

[FamiliarFace]

That’s very true. Still, I’d prefer there not be so many alligators roaming around Florida. They aren’t endangered anymore.

[Feckless]

Alligator being interviewed after incident:
The state has its penalties for trespassing and I have mine.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Gator tail is a delicious food.

[Valpal1]

Gator is delicious.

[JimRed]

The woman whose lifeless body was found clenched between a 14-foot alligator’s jaws was arrested just two months earlier for trespassing on county wetland property.

Sounds like she was TRYING to become gator chow.

[ridesthemiles]

GOD DOES have a sense of humor-———