Haha sounds plausible, and please forgive my unclear reference to Rush Limbaugh’s epic “farding” gag from early in his career. Turns out that “to fard’ is a French derived word for applying makeup. He totally blew up the phone lines back in 1990 by spending the better part of a show talking about women “farding in their cars” without revealing that he was actually saying “fard” and not...the other word.
:^) Heh... I’ve known women who wouldn’t admit to either. :^D