[Libloather]

Waterboarded for no good reason. That's gotta suck.

[rarestia]

Is there a good reason to be waterboarded?

[piasa]

The alleged victim played along until he got away long enough to call in a bomb threat that sent a massive police response to the rescue, authorities said.

Reminds me of the Smothers Brothers' vat of chocolate skit...."So why did you yell 'Fire!' when you fell in the vat of chocolate?" "Because no one would have come if I had yelled 'Chocolate!'"

[Ezekiel]

But the plot fell apart when they realized the person they'd abducted wasn't the one they'd been hired to take.