“Contrary to what most people say,
the most dangerous animal in the world
is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant.
It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back,
just trampling and eating everything they see”.
— Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
“Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”
I had a couple of the “Deep Thoughts” books, but lost then in a move. They were hilarious!
What’s black, dangerous and lives in a tree?
Crow with a machine gun.