[Libloather]

All of my leftist, socialist and commie relatives get to eat ze bugs. Really big ones just to be festive. I also insist they wear masks while eating.

[Redmen4ever]

DEMOCRAT HOLIDAY TALKING POINTS

Crazy MAGA statement: Russia invaded Ukraine while Biden was President
Smart-ass Democrat response: Because Trump was a Putin-bot

Crazy MAGA statement: Hamas invaded Israel while Biden was President
Smart-ass Democrat response: Because Trump was a Nazi

Crazy MAGA statement: public schools are sexualizing our chidren
Smart-ass Democrat response: Have you ever smelled a young girl?

Crazy MAGA statement: real median household income has gone down three years in a row
Smart-ass Democrat response: over-consumption threatens the planet

Crazy MAGA statement: the deficit is over $1 trillon
Smart-ass Democrat response: fiscal stimulus is like cocaine man

Crazy MAGA statement: crime is sky-rocketing in Democrat-controlled cities
Smart-ass Democrat response: think of it as spontaneous redistribution of the wealth

Crazy MAGA statement: commercial real estate in San Francisco is being abandoned by property-owners
Smart-ass Democrat response: opens up space for undocumented migrants

Crazy MAGA statement: Democrats are corrupt as hell
Smart-ass Democrat response: But we hand out full-size chocolate bars on Halloween

[Behind Liberal Lines]

“ The Biden-Harris reelection campaign shared a ‘handy guide for responding to crazy MAGA nonsense’”

The advice is to lie.

[Zathras]

Because Make America Great Again is such a crazy concept.

[The Duke]

Regarding “crazy MAGA nonsense” ... Why that’s just malarkey!

[WKUHilltopper]

Demonrats are enemies of the Republic.

[Brian Griffin]

“crazy [Make America Great Again] MAGA nonsense”

[Brian Griffin]

Migration is not a solution to worldwide poverty.

[CodeToad]

I can’t invite my liberal family over, it takes too much carbon credits. lol.

[maddog55]

I don’t associate with any liberals, family or not so no problem.

[Wallace T.]

All this will do is to discourage family holiday gatherings. Talking politics is a sure fire way to end family get togethers. You will not win over leftists, and they will not win over conservatives.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

But the question remains: light bug meat or dark bug meat?

[Recompennation]

You can’t talk to them,...the hitler meme and a walk off ensues.
Best to take them firmly but tenderly by both shoulders and shake them vigorously while repeating ‘wake up
Wake up’

[Jolla]

Two Biden Headlines

The Biden-Harris reelection campaign shared a “handy guide for responding to crazy MAGA nonsense

Biden in Thanksgiving message calls for unity above politics: ‘Stop the rancor’

[silverleaf]

This would make a great episode of SNL or Southpark.

[BenLurkin]

it takes an especially insufferable kind of person to approach the Thanksgiving table looking forward to an argument rather than eating with family.

[EQAndyBuzz]

I didn’t host Thanksgiving this year because my wife’s family are useful idiots of the loony left and I don’t need to hear the rocks rattling around in their skulls. Instead I ate Chinese food and watched football. Was much happier. And my wife didn’t put up a fight.

[subterfuge]

I gave a short lecture to my family yesterday and then I read George Washington’s original Thanksgiving Day proclamation to them. My message was essentially, vote for a Democrat and you’re voting for the destruction of America, endless surveillance of the people and unlimited abortion. And further, if you vote Democrat you have no business calling yourself a Christian.

Also said that if anyone would like to discuss details I’d be happy to discuss later.

Family members ranged from 11 years old to 86.

[Vaduz]

Biden has mastered nonsense from childhood just the sound of hearing MAGA causes his skull to throb.

[Graybeard58]

I’m blessed, I don’t have any dumb assed liberals in my immediate or extended family.