Saw this in a movie theater, as a kid, and said to myself(WTF), this is bad, went to the concession stand to get more popcorn, and wait for the second feature.
Posted on 12/11/2023 11:37:50 AM PST by DallasBiff
The Martians kidnap Santa Claus because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.
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Saw this in a movie theater, as a kid, and said to myself(WTF), this is bad, went to the concession stand to get more popcorn, and wait for the second feature.
You will love the polar bear.
How much was admission?
Worst polar bear costume EVER!
I think it was 50 cents, it was a double feature matinee.
I’m cool with the Martian invasion. Capt. Kirk showed us what those green women look like…. I’ll tell ‘em I recently graduated from Star Fleet Academy and own my own dilithium crystal mine. That I’m looking for someone special to settle down with and raise some whitish-green kids.
But seriously I’m concerned about Santa being coerced into gifts for Martian boys and girls. What headache for all, auditing the good list for another planet, elves having to make more presents, and delivery- those reindeer aren’t getting any younger. Maybe the Martians should consider China, they make a lot of toys there anyway.
We watch this movie to laugh at it. Got a seventeen-year-old coming this holiday (son-in-law’s brother) and plan to make this required viewing for him.
S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S, Hooray for Santa Claus!
I never realized Santa Claus had imperialist tendencies :D
His green women were Orions and not Martians. And it was Capt. Pike first in the pilot (The Cage). Played by Susan Oliver.
Kirk didn’t run into an Orion until the 3rd season. Played by Yvonne DeCarlo (BatGirl).
They had a super hot red hair Orion in the Star Trek movie with the alternate cast.
Hoping the United Federation of Planets doesn’t have an Admiral in charge Diversity and Inclusion, calling an Orion hottie a Martian could get a guy in trouble.
Hoping the United Federation of Planets doesn’t have an Admiral in charge Diversity and Inclusion, calling an Orion hottie a Martian could get a guy in trouble.
^^^^^^^
So give you ID card to the border guard
Your alias says you got John Luke Picard
Of the United Federation of Planets
‘Cause they won’t speak English any ways
Admiral of DEI. They would.
In our local theater in 1964, it was 10 cents, including 13 cartoons and a 3 Stooges movie.
Put the sugar in the tank
of the sheriff’s car 🚗
He drives the deputy’s Dodge
they won’t get very far
Ha, Pia Zadora as a kid
This could be the start of something big! /Lt. Frank Drebin
That is SantE Claus.
Lyrics
TOM
Open up your heart and let the
Patrick Swayze Christmas in
CROW
We’ll gather at the Road House
With our next of kin
JOEL
And Santa can be
Our regular Saturday Night thing
ALL
We’ll decorate a barstool
And gather ‘round and sing
TOM
Oh
Let’s have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas this year!
CROW
Or we’ll tear your throat out
And kick you in the ear
Joel Robinson: Hold it, hold it a sec. Cambot, stop it.
[music stops]
Joel Robinson: Uh, Crow, I don’t know if I think this is an appropriate sentiment anymore for Christmas.
Crow T. Robot: Hey, what? Like a good action sequence don’t belong at Christmas?
Joel Robinson: Well, no, it’s just that I’ve never heard of an action sequence in a Christmas carol before.
Crow T. Robot: Well, then grab hold of your socks and read on, Joel Robinson!
Tom Servo: Okay, pick it up from measure 20, Cambot.
[music resumes]
Tom Servo: Lovely intro, though. Very tasteful.
Crow T. Robot: Thank you.
TOM
It’s my way or the highway
This Christmas at my bar
CROW
I’ll have to smash your kneecaps if
You bastards touch my car
JOEL
I got the word that Santa has been
Stealing from the till
ALL
I think that that right jolly old elf
Better make out his will
Oh
Let’s have a Patrick Swayze
Christmas one and all
And this can be the haziest...
This can be the laziest...
This can be the Swayziest
Christmas of them all!
TOM
La la la la la la
Ha ha!
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