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Don’t Forget to PUT MILK AND COOKIES OUT!

Posted on 12/25/2023 2:24:17 AM PST by House Atreides

Folks, PLEASE remember to put out some nutritious goodies for Santa. He’s got to be tired dodging all the SLEIGHJACKERS and ROOF TOP PIRATES.

I just put out fresh, warm Super-chunk White Chocolate Macadamia Nut Cookies and a huge mug of Hot Chocolate with Marshmallows for him.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; santaclaus
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
1 posted on 12/25/2023 2:24:17 AM PST by House Atreides
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To: House Atreides

A Blessed Christmas to you and yours, everyone!

Happy Birthday, Jesus, King of kings and Lord of lords! <3


2 posted on 12/25/2023 2:43:46 AM PST by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: House Atreides

God bless us all, EVERYONE !

Merry Christmas, Freepers !


3 posted on 12/25/2023 6:00:11 AM PST by Spaceman49
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To: House Atreides

In my household, we dont put out milk and cookies. Santa gets a crisp $100 on a plate.


4 posted on 12/25/2023 6:05:15 AM PST by Jonty30 (In a nuclear holocaust, there is always a point in time where the meat is cooked to perfection. )
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To: House Atreides

We put out chili dogs and a flaming rum punch.

Warms him right up!


5 posted on 12/25/2023 6:05:27 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (I didn't come here to guide lambs, but to awaken lions 🦅 MAGADONIAN ⚔️)
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This is a tree ornament.

Cocoa and cookies for Santa ...... and carrots for his reindeer.

6 posted on 12/25/2023 6:54:31 AM PST by Liz (WRT govt: qualifications for wrecking crews are not as stringent as those for construction crews.)
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To: House Atreides

Putting out hemp milk and ‘edibles’ are still tacky.


7 posted on 12/25/2023 6:59:03 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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To: House Atreides

Deep dish pizza and an Old Style. (the real Hamms just got too old.)


8 posted on 12/25/2023 7:09:02 AM PST by Bernard (We honor veterans who fought to keep this country from turning into what it now is. --Argus Hamilton)
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