Blue state paradise.
Move to Florida? 🤔
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Fill your house with arsenic gas when you are not using it...
All I know is, with the experience I had this week talking to a lawyer, the law is only in place to assist the criminal.
Give them the politician’s addresses.
I bought a house when I was out of town one time and left it empty for about 16 years, it got some rough treatment and had some homeless people living in it for a while but I live in it now.
I know where the local Hell’s Angels are headquartered.
I bet they’d be happy to encourage any squatters to leave, for a small fee, of course....
All I can think of is the couple in Brookline, MA that invited the illegal alien family into their home. How long before they outlive their welcome and refuse to leave?
How To Keep Unlawful Occupants From Taking Over Your Home
Booby traps with explosives lol
I’m a landlord in Florida, so being a squatter probably won’t work anymore here. But when I have to evict someone, I have to show a copy of the lease. This is a contract. If they aren’t paying, then they’ve broken the contract. It occurs to me that before DeSantis signed the legislation outlawing squatter’s if my house got squatted in, I wouldn’t have a lease and I’d probably lose the house.
This is almost certainly a matter of whether you have a Republican judge, a rare thing, and a Republican sheriff. I was in Leon and the local judges and sheriff were very much on the side of the bad guy. I sold everything I owned there and moved to a rural county. It was more a money issue as the city owns the power company and Tallahassee has the highest power rates in Florida. The taxes are much higher but, best of all, there are three, count them, three EPAs. There’s the state, the county and the city. The last two are “self-funded.” That means they’ve come up with countless regulations they can cite you for. The regulations are so bad that they can start on any street and walk door to door writing citations. I think the minimum is $250. They literally only exist to pay their own salaries and benefits. (Plus, they make enough overage to pay a lot more into the general fund. It’s like having the Mafia with uniforms and guns. They force payment by making a lot of the violations “criminal.” This lets them use real coercion on you.)
Shot em... They’re scum and have no place in society.
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Florida made a law against squatters yesterday. If someone moves in, call the police and the police will arrest them.
Put out a no trespassing sign and if someone enters the home have them arrested for trespassing. Install an alarm system and if there is a break in, you will be notified. Have the police arrest them for breaking and entering.
Use ADT or some such service. The date & timme of the incursion will be recorded and they call you & the police.
He don't like squatters much.
He goes all rowsey bowsey.