The day is young.
It was buy one get 50 free.
You know what? I’m sorry to say this but the Dad is stupid.
Stupid for getting the Octopus in the first place but now he has 50 of those suckers and does not know how to be rid of them?
Okay Dad let me help you out.
Sell them on facebook like you bought the first one?
Drive to the ocean and let them all 51 of them loose?
Find Japanese or Asian restaurants who serve Octopus on the menu and sell it to them?
The Red Wings might make the playoffs this year.