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To: Jonty30

You know what? I’m sorry to say this but the Dad is stupid.

Stupid for getting the Octopus in the first place but now he has 50 of those suckers and does not know how to be rid of them?

Okay Dad let me help you out.

Sell them on facebook like you bought the first one?

Drive to the ocean and let them all 51 of them loose?

Find Japanese or Asian restaurants who serve Octopus on the menu and sell it to them?


5 posted on 04/14/2024 3:11:19 AM PDT by Morgana ( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
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To: Morgana
Stupid for getting the Octopus in the first place but now he has 50 of those suckers and does not know how to be rid of them?

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7 posted on 04/14/2024 3:16:09 AM PDT by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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To: Morgana

I think the father was stupid for not doing his research on his pet before getting it.


8 posted on 04/14/2024 3:16:28 AM PDT by Jonty30 (He hunted a mammoth for me, just because I said I was hungry. He is such a good friend. )
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To: Morgana

Or just kill them.


10 posted on 04/14/2024 3:17:56 AM PDT by riverrunner
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To: Morgana

Eat’em, they are a good food source.


41 posted on 04/14/2024 4:57:42 AM PDT by Jolla
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To: Morgana

There is always a burial at sea.

Flush.

Sometimes I wonder whether it is only westerners who have these tiktalk lived.

Embarrassing to watch


42 posted on 04/14/2024 5:06:51 AM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: Morgana

“Stupid for getting the Octopus in the first place but now he has 50 of those suckers and does not know how to be rid of them?”

Keep the mother, use the children for sushi.


47 posted on 04/14/2024 5:18:35 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (If it's Boeing, I ain't going!)
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To: Morgana

https://www.recipetineats.com/crispy-marinated-baby-octopus/#wprm-recipe-container-83609

Yes, sell them and get the kids’ college fund back.

What kind of parents put white carpet in the kids’ room? Ah, looking at their picture... yep... you can spot a liberal a mile off. Brilliant father who gets a pet that is going to die any day.


66 posted on 04/14/2024 9:26:12 AM PDT by bgill (.)
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