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What happens when a wine falls from grace? You get a good bottle for $10
Slate ^ | 3/26/2002 | Kelly Alexander

Posted on 05/02/2002 7:33:59 PM PDT by ex-Texan

What happens when a wine falls from grace? You get a good bottle for $10.

By Kelly Alexander

Merlot, the Horror

Merlot, everyone's favorite red wine in the '90s, reached its trendoid apotheosis when it was name-checked not once but twice on Seinfeld ("The Rye," in January 1996, and "The Yada Yada," in April 1997, in which Kramer memorably uttered: "I live for merlot."). Yep, merlot was hot, it was happening, it was what we all wanted to drink—or what we all wanted to talk about drinking.

But, oh, how grape expectations pop. Due to massive overexposure, merlot, a perfectly respectable and delicious wine, has hit the skids in recent years. Usually, I don't feel bad about toppling food trends. In fact, I worked on a story in the January 1997 issue of Food & Wine that put merlot on a "tired trend" list. But I did get upset when I heard the following from a friend: Just the other day, my buddy was dining at Lupa, a restaurant owned by Food Network superstar Mario Batali. He asked for a glass of merlot. "We don't have merlot," the waiter sniffed, rolling his eyes.

Why the 'tude? How did a wine become a symbol of the passé? As someone who prefers '80s culture to '90s culture, I didn't jump on the merlot bandwagon when the stuff was hot; I was deep in unhip Chardonnay country, and I didn't care what anyone had to say about it. But after hearing my friend's story about the dissing of merlot, what I wanted to know was this: Does merlot really suck? Is it possible to get a good one? And, most important given these lean times, is it possible to get a good bottle of it for $10 or less?

But first, what is merlot? It's a red grape; in fact, it's the dominant grape grown in most of France's Bordeaux region. Merlot is often blended with other grapes to make wine, but sometimes it's left all alone. The most famous producer of French merlot wines is Chateau Petrus, whose 1990 bottling earned a perfect 100 score from Wine Spectator (it sells for about $1,700 a bottle).

Merlot grapes are also grown all over the world—with varying success—from California to Croatia, Argentina to Australia. The grape contains little of the astringent substance known as tannin that comes mostly from grape skins and, besides adding bitterness, helps preserve wine. Classic merlot has a fairly big body; its full taste generally needs strong food to stand up to it—lasagna, say, instead of sushi. Its taste should remind you of ripe red fruit.

Sometimes merlot has hints of smooth, chocolate flavor—usually what people refer to when they call it "velvety." Merlot is also often described as a "safe" wine, because its fruit is easy to taste and it goes well with many foods.

The Tasting

The setting: March, a restaurant awarded three stars by the New York Times, on Manhattan's Upper East Side. March is home to one of the city's most vaunted wine cellars, with more than 4,500 bottles.

The characters: Generously leading the tasting was Chuck Mason, general manager and assistant wine director of March. Mason looks a little like John McEnroe in a twinkle-eyed, spry way. Second was me. Third was my out-of-work friend Max, a comedy writer who never turns down the chance to drink. So, I had someone who knows nearly everything about wine (Chuck), someone who knows something about wine (me), and someone who knows nothing about wine (Max).

The method: Ten glasses per person, each labeled with a letter. Of those ten, two were from the United States (California and Washington), while the rest were international, hailing from Bulgaria, Argentina, Croatia, Chile, Italy, Romania, Australia, and France. Rose, the restaurant manager, hid corresponding letters underneath the bottles and then decanted for us. We tasters had no idea which wine was which as we sipped. First, we analyzed a merlot's color; next we swirled the wine in its glass to get an idea about its body; finally, we tasted … and then spat (well, most of the time). We didn't find out what the wines were until after we'd tasted and ranked them, at which point we discussed their relative merits some more.

The Players:

Wine: Balkan Crest Merlot, 1996
Country of Origin: Bulgaria
Price: $5.99
Comments: Chuck: "Good nose; I like the musty quality, but the color is not as blood-red as I'd like, and it's very dry."
Kelly: "This is as dry as dried paint. This is so dry I can't believe I just drank something."
Max: "Smells all right, but that's about it."

Not the Holy Grail of cheap Merlot. On to the next:

Wine: Gallo of Sonoma Merlot, 1999
Country of Origin: Unites States (California)
Price: $9.99
Comments: Chuck: "Can you write 'manure'? It's trying for chocolate, but not succeeding."
Kelly: "Essence of athlete's foot."
Max: "People who crushed this with their feet didn't wash their feet."

A rightful casualty of anti-merlot sentiment.

Wine: Bodega Norton Merlot, 1999
Country of Origin: Argentina
Price: $6.99
Comments: Chuck: "Almost a candy-apple nose … would pair well with food."
Kelly: "Smells like tart berries."
Max: "Tastes like every wine I order out at restaurants."

One to resurrect, especially considering the price.

Wine: Istria Merlot, 1997
Country of Origin: Croatia
Price: $9.99
Comments: Chuck: "One word: maderized" (Maderized is when a wine has undergone the process considered favorable in dessert wines wherein grapes rot and turn caramel-hued)
Kelly: "Looks like prune juice."
Max: "Next … "

Throw this on the pyre.

Wine: Santa Rita Merlot Reserva, 2000.
Country of Origin: Chile
Price: $8.99
Comments: Chuck: "Real bright color, horse blanket nose; but great fruit flavor."
Kelly: No comment. (I was too busy swallowing this one; I liked it.)
Max: "Hit me baby one more time."

This could be a contender.

Wine: Famiglia Boscaini Dirada Merlot, 2000
Country of Origin: Italy
Price: $7.49
Comments: Chuck: "Color's a little lighter than the one we just tried; nose is almost pine forest—but this more a quaffing wine."
Kelly: "Tastes like Beaujolais nouveau, not merlot."
Max: "This is some sissy wine masquerading as a merlot."

More fodder for the anti-Merlotists

Wine: Premiat, 1998.
Country of Origin: Romania
Price: $3.49
Comments: Chuck: "Finally, the elusive chocolate scent, but the nose isn't backed up in the taste."
Kelly: "Tastes so light it's like water."
Max: "Now I see why how those Romanian gymnasts stay so thin."

A tragic waste of $3.49.

Wine: Salmon Harbor Merlot, 2000
Country of Origin: United States (Washington)
Price: $9.99
Comments: Chuck: "Very specific nose, but I'm just not sure what it is. Lots of smooth, balanced fruit in the mouth."
Kelly: "Would be good with food or by itself; rich, dark color, too."
Max: "Would that be velvety? Indeed."

Potential, potential, potential …

Wine: Rosemount Estate Merlot, 2000
Country of Origin: Australia
Price: $9.99
Comments: Chuck: "Jammy nose, but dry finish."
Kelly: "The nose promises more than the wine delivers."
Max: "Who cares what it smells like when it's this dry?"

Solidly middle of the road. Definitely maybe.

Wine: Divin Merlot, 2000
Country of Origin: France
Price: $9.99
Comments: Chuck: "I love the dark color, and the fruit on the nose."
Kelly: "I wish it had more fruit."
Max: "Boring."

Just acceptable enough to advance to the next round.

The result: For the final round, we were left with four players. We threw out France and Australia, which proved nearly identical and, though pleasant, unexceptional. In the end we went with the Washington. Chuck said that if he were selling the Chilean to customers he'd have to explain its distinct nose, but the Washington wine would be just what the customer was expecting. The top four, Divin Merlot, 2000; Rosemount Estate Merlot, 2000; Salmon Harbor Merlot, 2000; and Santa Rita Merlot Riserva, 2000 were all solid wines and excellent bargains to boot. But more important than these specific winners was the metaphysical victory that was mine: I proved that you can get a good merlot—and for ten clams. I imagine Kramer would approve.


TOPICS: Food
KEYWORDS: goodwinecheap; merlot
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To: ex-Texan
Santa Rita from Chile
What a hoot!! I saw this wine at the local gourmet deli around the corner. I'm a once-in-a-while and usually liking a Chianti Ruffino Reserva Ducale but this Santa Rita was so smooth that my neighbor and I each ordered a case. His was gone in a month. I still have two bottles but enjoy it every time. Best little find in a long time.
21 posted on 05/02/2002 8:34:20 PM PDT by time4good
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To: ex-Texan
I remember being broke at Camp Pendleton, when we'd pool our resources and buy a 1/2 gallon jug of "red mountain" wine at the grocery store in Oceanside for $2.49.

Made for some bad hangovers.

22 posted on 05/02/2002 8:34:56 PM PDT by stumpy
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To: ex-Texan
A couple of years ago, the Consumer Report magazine recommended "Walnut Crest" Merlot. "Taste like $25 wine!"

I tried it for $5.87 and found it to be quite good.

23 posted on 05/02/2002 8:36:31 PM PDT by Sen Jack S. Fogbound
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To: ex-Texan
Does anyone have any good links where the "winologically" naive amongst us, could go, to get an "education"?
24 posted on 05/02/2002 8:40:47 PM PDT by krogers58
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To: stumpy
Depending on how many years ago that was, it was a Gallon of Red Mountain for $1.49 or so.

Back before about 1970, Red Mountain jugs didn't say "wine" on them anywhere. The rumor in the industry was that Red Mountain wasn't even made from grapes! At any rate, around 1969 or 70, the jugs started to say "100% grape wine" on them. The statement was true, Red Mountain (whether the 'burgundy' 'chianti' 'chablis' or 'pink chablis') was made from grapes now! All of it from same grape: the "noble" Thompson Seedless, the table grape we all know and love. It makes a fairly innocuous 'commercial' grade of wine, that can be turned into many different things with proper natural flavorings and coloring.

True Story from the a 4th generation CA wine family!

25 posted on 05/02/2002 8:43:03 PM PDT by CatoRenasci
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To: ex-Texan
If your a regular Merlot drinker...try Canyon Road ($9.99) You will love it. If you're looking for even cheaper, try Barefoot ($6.99) Both of these are Gold medal winners.
26 posted on 05/02/2002 8:44:38 PM PDT by Verax
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To: Clive
Having made wines for years, held taste-testings, etc., I have some experience with the headaches.

Potassium Chlor or Sodium Clor. Some wineries are infamous for setting off migraines with these preservatives.

27 posted on 05/02/2002 8:45:11 PM PDT by ImaGraftedBranch
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To: ex-Texan
I love merlot and will be sure to try these. I've heard that Chilean wines are exceptional. I'm also a fan of white merlot- a cross between white zin and merlot. After tasting this, I can't drink white zin anymore because it's too sweet.
28 posted on 05/02/2002 8:50:06 PM PDT by rintense
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To: ccmay
I'm envious re the Ornellaia Masseto (but wasn't it infaticide?)

How would you compare it with really signficant Cabs though? First Growth Bordeaux at full maturity in good years? Top California Cabernets in good years (e.g. 1970 Heitz or BV Latour, 1941 Inglenook Cask or BV Latour, 1955 Martini Special Selection -- these are my personal benchmark wines for California Cab -- nothing has come close to these wines at their peaks)

29 posted on 05/02/2002 8:54:28 PM PDT by CatoRenasci
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To: CatoRenasci
(e.g. 1970 Heitz or BV Latour, 1941 Inglenook Cask or BV Latour, 1955 Martini Special Selection -- these are my personal benchmark wines for California Cab -- nothing has come close to these wines at their peaks)

You really do know your wines! Back in the 1970's I used to go to these wineries about three times a year. The Inglenook Estate Cab and BV Estate Cab were among my all time favorites.

My wife and I used to stay at The Heritage House in Mendocino and have them open up a bottle about an hour before dinner. Then we would just enjoy ...

30 posted on 05/02/2002 9:13:09 PM PDT by ex-Texan
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To: patton
First, I entirely agree with you.

Second, there are exactly two kinds of wine: those that taste good (in context, naturally), and those that don't.

Geben sie mir ein anderos bier! (pls pardon the bad German ...(g!)).

31 posted on 05/02/2002 9:23:48 PM PDT by SAJ
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To: ex-Texan
Out here in the cedar breaks of the TX Hill Country, sterno is popular, however, William Lectric Shave, strained through stale white bread has a good nose, and is perfect for festive occasions.
32 posted on 05/02/2002 9:32:51 PM PDT by sockmonkey
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To: ex-Texan
Dave Barry's review: "Taste like bat urine." Funny, nobody finished theirs.
33 posted on 05/02/2002 9:39:22 PM PDT by oyez
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To: patton
"... being half-scot and halb-deutsch ..."

Loch du lieber!

34 posted on 05/02/2002 9:43:40 PM PDT by capitan_refugio
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To: ex-Texan
Brings back memories! I grew up in Sonoma County, 4th generation in a California wine family, stepped in the traditions, visiting the owners and winemakers all over Napa and Sonoma Counties with my grandfather and great uncles, being guided in my tasting by those who knew wine and those who made it from an age when most kids are still drinking pop and haven't even thought about drinking beer (or those execrable 'pop' wines of the 50's and 60's). It was great, you could really know just about everyone who was active in the business.

Did you ever go to Simi's tasting room when Isabelle Haigh was still around? The '35 Simi Cab was available and rationed at $25 a bottle (a lot of money in 1969), one per customer. But she liked my Dad (they'd known each other in the '20s) and me, so she'd slip severl bottles of the '35 into whatever case I was getting. A very great wine, but not quite at the level of the 41's, which to my Californian trained palate were comparable in quality (though not quite as refined) as the '28 and '29 Pauilliacs my grandfather used as benchmarks for post-phyloxera Bordeaux (he said the pre-1885 wines were really much, much better -- I don't know, I never tasted them)

35 posted on 05/02/2002 9:45:03 PM PDT by CatoRenasci
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To: ex-Texan
Merlot is OK in a pinch, but it always seemed sort of bland to me.

I prefer Chianti or Barolo, or a Shiraz for something lighter...

36 posted on 05/02/2002 10:02:21 PM PDT by LouD
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To: tpaine
I have no idea if these cheap merlots will age well. Anyone know?

No, they won't. But they'll last a few years if stored properly. Prolonged aging will not improve them, though.

37 posted on 05/02/2002 10:17:16 PM PDT by Grim
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To: ImaGraftedBranch
Potassium Chlor or Sodium Clor. Some wineries are infamous for setting off migraines with these preservatives.

Potassium chloride is a supplement used for treating potassium deficincies in humans.

I think the chemical you're referring to is potassium metabisulfite, also known as meta or S02, i.e., sulfer.

Wineries use different amounts of the stuff in winemaking and there are federally imposed limits on total amounts allowed.

As some people are allergic to sulfites, this may be what causes headaches. At any rate, that's why all wine in the US is labeled with a warning that the product contains sulfies.

The stuff, incidentally, is used as an antiseptic, to preserve color, bouquet, etc and for it's properties in halting fermentation. Sulfites are also produced naturally in the fermentation process.

38 posted on 05/02/2002 10:38:28 PM PDT by Grim
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To: CatoRenasci
(e.g. 1970 Heitz or BV Latour, 1941 Inglenook Cask or BV Latour, 1955 Martini Special Selection -- these are my personal benchmark wines for California Cab -- nothing has come close to these wines at their peaks)

Stags Leap "Fay" Vineyard, Freemark Abbey "Bosche" Vineyard, and the Robert Mondavi Special Reserve (Grapes from To-Kalon Vineyard) are also three consistently superior Napa cabernets.

39 posted on 05/02/2002 10:46:27 PM PDT by Grim
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To: ex-Texan
Hmmm....what an interesting post to find at half past eleven right here in "Cowtown."
Thanks for the ping. Trouble brewing,    but      what else is new??!!
40 posted on 05/02/2002 11:38:25 PM PDT by EggsAckley
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