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Moose, Cheese, Showers... other "Freepisms"
me | today | stalkingelk

Posted on 05/08/2002 11:36:29 AM PDT by stalkingELK

Okay - everybody - lets have a thread that not only lists, but EXPLAINS the origin and meaning of all these "freepisms" that are constantly showing up in this forum.

I expect you "old timers" to chime in and offer your wisdom.

Let's start with the infamous "moose", and "cheese" comments, along with the "time for a shower" - and many others that are out there.

I know that there are several threads that individually address these 'sayings' but let's put everything together into one nice "library".. OKAY?


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cheese; dorks; meese; michaeldobbs; moose; shower
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Light 'em up...
1 posted on 05/08/2002 11:36:29 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: texaggie79;redbloodedamerican;lazamataz;jim Robinson;da_toolman;a navy vet; areafiftyone...
ping...
2 posted on 05/08/2002 11:40:31 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: stalkingELK
If I tell you, I'd have to off you....

You'll just have to send in your box-tops, wait the 6-8 weeks and get your own secret decoder ring.

3 posted on 05/08/2002 11:41:37 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: stalkingELK
Good luck, keep me posted. I have to jump in the shower.
4 posted on 05/08/2002 11:42:34 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog
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To: Jeff Head; johnHuang2;patent;danceswithtrout;Poohbah;meeknming;oldeconomybuyer;codebreaker;
ping.
5 posted on 05/08/2002 11:46:45 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: stalkingELK

6 posted on 05/08/2002 11:48:13 AM PDT by aomagrat
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To: stalkingELK
Coming up on the horizon id "moose limb" (No relation to ELK limb)
7 posted on 05/08/2002 11:48:18 AM PDT by null and void
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To: stalkingELK
Why am I the first in the ping list? I know nussing uv dees matters. I'm am innocent I tell ya INOCENT!!!!!!!!!
8 posted on 05/08/2002 11:49:07 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: stalkingELK
You forgot the lightbulb thread
9 posted on 05/08/2002 11:50:00 AM PDT by Slip18
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To: doug from upland;seamole;hellinahandcart;Lucius Cornelius Sulla;Kattracks;dj88;phasma proeliator
ping
10 posted on 05/08/2002 11:51:59 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: stalkingELK
someone please explain the meaning of this:


11 posted on 05/08/2002 11:52:03 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: Slip18
I'm sure I "forgot" a lot... that's what this thread is for...;-)
12 posted on 05/08/2002 11:52:58 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: Texaggie79
Enlightenment is at hand.
13 posted on 05/08/2002 11:53:54 AM PDT by damnlimey
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To: Texaggie79
No reason....

LMAO....

14 posted on 05/08/2002 11:54:12 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: Texaggie79
It's inexplicable.
15 posted on 05/08/2002 11:56:54 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: stalkingELK
You also forgot the infamous:
"AYBABTU" and "TSUUTB"!!!
16 posted on 05/08/2002 11:57:00 AM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: damnlimey
I've been kicked of Fark. I can still reply but noone but me can see them.
17 posted on 05/08/2002 11:57:59 AM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: stalkingELK
Mønti Pythøn lk den Hølie Grailen

Røtern nik Akten Di

Wik

Alsø wik

Alsø alsø wik

Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?

18 posted on 05/08/2002 11:58:12 AM PDT by jumpstartme
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To: Texaggie79
It's Chelsea the happy mushroom.
19 posted on 05/08/2002 11:58:34 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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To: Texaggie79
Who do you have to kill to get kicked off Fark?
20 posted on 05/08/2002 11:59:04 AM PDT by damnlimey
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To: mikegi;delbert;principled;wardaddy;spqrzilla9;pyro7480
ping
21 posted on 05/08/2002 11:59:22 AM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Might as well start talking about half naked men on Japanese television shows if you're going to bring all THAT up!!
22 posted on 05/08/2002 11:59:41 AM PDT by billbears
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To: stalkingELK
If you have to ask, you're not really one of the chosen.

AYBABTU

23 posted on 05/08/2002 11:59:44 AM PDT by Corin Stormhands
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
Yatta.
24 posted on 05/08/2002 11:59:54 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: billbears
GMTA....
25 posted on 05/08/2002 12:00:19 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty
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To: Texaggie79
Or......Chelsea dresses up as a condom to give the former first rapist a talk on safe sex.
26 posted on 05/08/2002 12:01:44 PM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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To: stalkingELK
Here is another funny thread if you like to play with words.
27 posted on 05/08/2002 12:02:42 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: damnlimey
That's what I was wondering. I was no more worse than all those flaming socialists on there. I guess I will try being Texaggie79 2.0 or something
28 posted on 05/08/2002 12:03:03 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: jumpstartme
Løøk here nøw!! We'll have nøne of that. Yøu keep that up and there'll be nø rat tart før yøu.
29 posted on 05/08/2002 12:04:21 PM PDT by billbears
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To: Cyber Liberty
That's what it was!! After looking at the way I posted that, I began to think someone might think I was bit loopy. Do you think that makes sense?
30 posted on 05/08/2002 12:06:08 PM PDT by billbears
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To: Corin Stormhands

31 posted on 05/08/2002 12:06:15 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: HairOfTheDog;OneidaM
I'd explain all, but a moose, who once bit my sister, has eaten my list....
32 posted on 05/08/2002 12:08:29 PM PDT by Bitwhacker
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To: stalkingELK
Tin Foil, anyone?
33 posted on 05/08/2002 12:08:36 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: billbears
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional.

Signed RICHARD M. NIXON

ps- No Rat Tart for "Ralph, the wonder Llama" either.

34 posted on 05/08/2002 12:13:53 PM PDT by jumpstartme
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To: null and void
moose limb

=muslim...

nice!

35 posted on 05/08/2002 12:14:28 PM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: billbears; Cyber Liberty
Hummmmm! Interesting choice of words, "Half naked men"
When I consider a "fully clothed man" I think of:
1 pair of shorts,
1 t-shirt,
1 pair of pants,
1 shirt,
2 socks,
2 shoes,
And that's just the minimum, which comes to 8 articles of clothing.
Therefore, "half naked" would mean reduced to 4 articles of clothing.
I'm sorry, but using this formula, a guy dressed in nothing but his “tighty-whiteys”
with a big green leaf strategically glued in front does not constitute "half naked"
by any stretch of the imagination.

Yatta, Yatta, Yatta!

36 posted on 05/08/2002 12:21:30 PM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: Texaggie79
That's Chelseee in her pod, taking over some horrible human body.
37 posted on 05/08/2002 12:27:49 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: stalkingELK
Don't forget the "Test", and the "Ignore this thread" threads.
38 posted on 05/08/2002 12:30:39 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: Bitwhacker
A moose once bit my sister. His trainer was canned.
39 posted on 05/08/2002 12:34:08 PM PDT by HeadOn
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To: *all
okay - keep 'em coming - but don't forget to give some history....
40 posted on 05/08/2002 12:34:18 PM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: stalkingELK
No one put up the "All your base are belong to us" yet? I'm surprised.
41 posted on 05/08/2002 12:41:56 PM PDT by farmfriend
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To: farmfriend
you get the honors for that one...

it's kinda slow right now - hoping that it 'picks' up in the 'evening crowd'...

42 posted on 05/08/2002 12:44:24 PM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: stalkingELK
Another funny thread prior to all your base are belong to us.
43 posted on 05/08/2002 12:44:44 PM PDT by Slip18
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To: farmfriend
Ha-Ha beat ya to it!
See my post #16.
44 posted on 05/08/2002 12:47:11 PM PDT by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: Slip18
Hadn't seen that "light bulb" thread....

most excellent - Thanks!

45 posted on 05/08/2002 12:49:43 PM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money;farmfriend
DOH!... you're right - that one is yours....
sorry.
46 posted on 05/08/2002 12:53:28 PM PDT by stalkingELK
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To: cuz_it_aint_their_money
I read that but didn't get it. Do I have to turn in my ring now?
47 posted on 05/08/2002 12:55:35 PM PDT by farmfriend
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To: Texaggie79
someone please explain the meaning of this:

Re: the picture at Post #11: Some wag on the Dose last night put Chelsea's face in place of a model wearing an Yves St. Laurent wedding dress. Someone had posted the dress on a Guild thread a while back and we all got a big laugh about it because the dress is so STOOPID! But in the chatting about Chelsea's possible upcoming nuptials, someone posted this. Kinda cute, huh? Looks like something she'd wear!

48 posted on 05/08/2002 12:57:43 PM PDT by SuziQ
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To: SuziQ
I kinda figured that since I photoshoped her head in........ :)
49 posted on 05/08/2002 1:02:23 PM PDT by Texaggie79
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To: stalkingELK
I can't claim credit for it:

First use of "Moose Limb"?

50 posted on 05/08/2002 1:03:44 PM PDT by null and void
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