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Sex videos now compulsory for pandas
Ananova ^ | June 27 2002

Posted on 06/27/2002 5:33:11 AM PDT by 2Trievers

Sex education vidoes have been made compulsory for adult giant pandas in China to stop the endangered species becoming extinct.

The China Giant Panda Breeding and Research Centre in Sichuan say the videos featuring both wild and captive pandas having sex will encourage them to mate.

Researchers are now making all male pandas who reach sexual maturity watch the videos following successful experiments with so-called panda porn.

Xinhua says the dwindling numbers of giant pandas is partly due to their relatively low fertility rate, which is reduced further in captivity.

Only 10% of giant pandas in captivity are capable of natural mating and just 30% of female giant pandas become pregnant and give birth.

The centre's director, Zhang Heming, said: "Through this kind of sex education, we expect to arouse the sexual instincts of giant pandas, enhance their natural mating ability and raise their reproductive capacity."

Other organisation's have also been trying panda sex education after one of the centre's giant pandas mated and produced offspring thanks to the video sessions.

Zhang Guiquan, an official with the China Giant Panda Protection Centre, said: "We won't use drugs, such as Viagra, to help giant pandas increase their sexual desire and capacity. We believe this can be achieved through sex education and physical exercise."


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: pandas
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1 posted on 06/27/2002 5:33:11 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: Cagey
Help me out Cagey, is this story in the right forum? LOL &;-)


2 posted on 06/27/2002 5:37:23 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
Someone told me
It's all happening at the zoo.
I do believe it,
I do believe it's true. ...

3 posted on 06/27/2002 6:20:59 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: 2Trievers; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; Argh; one_particular_harbour

Panda Porn!


4 posted on 06/27/2002 6:22:49 AM PDT by CholeraJoe
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To: CholeraJoe; 2Trievers
The answer is simple, some Amber Panda flicks, and MORE Tribulus in their Diets.
5 posted on 06/27/2002 6:28:21 AM PDT by hobbes1
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To: 2Trievers; Cagey
And I thought their low fertility rate was due to having their Mother in Law visit...........
6 posted on 06/27/2002 6:30:05 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; Cagey
And I'll bet you guys think I make this stuff up on my own! LOL &;-)

Panda 'dating agency' to be set up

Scientists are to create an international 'dating agency' for pandas.
They hope the program will improve the breeding success of those in captivity.
Experts estimate the majority of the world's captive pandas are now infertile.
The combined family tree and mating agency should also help overcome the risk of inbreeding.
A five-year plan for saving the species was announced at an international conference in China's Sichuan province, reports The Daily Telegraph.

Story filed: 08:27 Tuesday 8th January 2002

7 posted on 06/27/2002 7:02:38 AM PDT by 2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
Hahahaha. 2T's, have you been hitting the eucalyptus again?
8 posted on 06/27/2002 7:05:47 AM PDT by Cagey
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To: 2Trievers
...mating agency should also help overcome the risk of inbreeding.

What did the Pandas ever do before modern Science?

9 posted on 06/27/2002 7:39:08 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!! Nice shot, Whyisa.
10 posted on 06/27/2002 8:23:50 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh; Cagey
I've been wondering all day about Panda Porn......do they have stars in those movies - you know like Xingling Holmes, or Zanglee Sprinkles?
11 posted on 06/27/2002 10:28:20 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Argh; Cagey
And another thing, if Panda Porn does beastiality, would it be with humans?.......
12 posted on 06/27/2002 10:29:35 AM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
The females would all be named Amber.
13 posted on 06/27/2002 10:36:31 AM PDT by Argh
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To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
I like the way your mind works!

I suspect Panda bestiality would involve reptiles or something, humans are too evolutionarily close.

Then there's the revolting mixing food with sex gig..I don't think bamboo shoots smear easily, even over panda breasts.

And imagine the subliminal commercials for safe sex, i.e. use of condoms. Imagine a panda trying to get one of those on.

On second thought, don't.

14 posted on 06/27/2002 10:41:29 AM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
I guess you are right, bamboo just doesn't have the same sex appeal as chocolate syrup, huh?...........
15 posted on 06/27/2002 2:20:38 PM PDT by WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
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To: Argh

Sorry no panda-specific models.

16 posted on 06/27/2002 2:28:08 PM PDT by CholeraJoe
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To: CholeraJoe; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
Pinging! Whyisa to the Doc's kindly provided data in response # 16.
17 posted on 06/27/2002 2:32:21 PM PDT by Argh
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Beats me. I'm prejudiced against mixing food and sex more closely that taking her out to dinner anyhow. However, it may interest you to know that the Doc recommends this (reply # 139). Although I'm not sure why that's necessary if you can get her to bathe properly occasionally! :^)
18 posted on 06/27/2002 2:38:06 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
Although I'm not sure why that's necessary if you can get her to bathe properly occasionally! :^)

Hopefully your response is tongue-in-cheek. (Did that come out right?)

The man drinks the pineapple juice prior to receiving a hummer.

19 posted on 06/27/2002 2:41:40 PM PDT by CholeraJoe
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To: CholeraJoe
Oh. Duh. Sorry. Thanks. Old age, you know.

(Tongue-in-cheek? She should be so lucky!)

20 posted on 06/27/2002 2:44:52 PM PDT by Argh
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