A friendship poem for guys

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[Fzob]

Are you tired of the mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a "friendship" poem that really speaks to true friendship and truth itself ...

Friend,

1) When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2) When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3) When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid.

4) When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5) When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6) When you are confused...I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

7) When you are sick.....Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8) When you fall...... I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!

P.S.

A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Thanks for the aspirin....... a true friend..........

[RangeRatt]

thanks- after this week, that is just what I needed to see.

[Fzob]

You're welcome. It's only Tuesday so I hope the week gets better.

[Savage Beast]

Hey, it don't rime. Watchoo tryin ta pull.

[da_toolman]

I love you maaaaan...

[tanka wasichu]

How does a "real man" cry?

"Sniff f*ckin Sniff"

[fnord]

pps - don't you dare run off with my wife, because I'll miss you, man.

[Fzob]

Hey, it don't rime. Watchoo tryin ta pull.

Ain't pulling nothing. I'm sure even a Savage Beast is aware that fine prose as exampled above does not need to rhyme to be considered poetry. : )

[phasma proeliator]

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[CholeraJoe]

Snif...I love you guys.

[hobbes1]

Hey, it left out the sapphic part!!!!! sniff...

[CholeraJoe]

Hey, it left out the sapphic part!!!!! sniff...

When you're really bummed, I'll bring over Wild Things on DVD and a 1.75 of Gentleman Jack.

[maxwell]

When yer really REALLY bummed I'll bring over my Hustler deck and a couple 40s of Thunderbird...

[Cagey]

Dante's Fouth Circle of Hell

You have a second heartbeat in your head which is actually annoying the employee who sits next to you. Vodka vapour is seeping out of every pour and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva, so your tongue is suffocating you. You'd cry but that would take the last of the moisture left in your body. Death seems pretty good right now. Your boss doesn't even get mad at you and your co-workers think that your dog just died because you look so pathetic. You should have called in sick because, let's face it, all you can manage to do is breathe ... very gently.

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

And I survived...........

[Corin Stormhands]

You'll like this one

[g'nad]

ping...

[Savage Beast]

Oh I spose yerright. Fine art has its own fine disregard.