The Guild 7-19-2002 The History of Shoes

North Hampton Museums and Art Gallery ^

[BigWaveBetty]

JL, will you adopt me after you get the griddle? :-)

ONLY when push came to shove did Courtney Love agree to pay her hired help. Love was forced to fork over cash to three underlings who claimed she stiffed them, according to papers filed with the California Labor Commission. Court TV's thesmokinggun.com reports Love had to pay $2,000 to nanny Maria Tarin and $1,430 to Laurentia Harrington, whose duties ranged from cleaning up after "defendant's boyfriend and puppy not yet house-trained" to organizing and color-coding Love's closet. Butler Roberto Rojas, fired after asking for $2,429 in back pay, received an undisclosed sum.

Courtney is a liberal btw.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Hologram shoes. They go from Butterflies to Roses. Pretty cool.

[joyce11111]

I used to wear high heels, the higher the better. I wore them to work, and, did housework in them.

Those days were forgotten until I saw your thread.

Thanks

[lodwick]

;-)

[BigWaveBetty]

Elite Model Heidi Albertson shows off the latest designs from Elana Rondin Swimwear at Club Tsunami in East Hampton. - Photo by: DMI

I've heard of liking yourself but this is a bit much!

[lodwick]

Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.


Blame

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he blames the restaurant.


If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer,

your family blames the tobacco company.


If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.


If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you blame television.


If your friend is shot by a deranged madman,

you blame the gun manufacturer.


And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.

So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer,

I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay?

[Aggie Mama]

I didn't pay attention to the picture posting class, but here's a link to some darling clogs. http://www.hannaandersson.com/Style01.asp?from=SC%7C6%7C149%7C1%7C5%7C32%7C9%7C1&scid=A453U5ADQF269N2M91FJK38HRR5T5JF1

[BigWaveBetty]

IT's hot. People with nothing to do are making surveys. Something called FreshLook lenses polled the best celebrity eyes: 1,016 respondents, ages 16 to 35, picked Michelle Pfeiffer's blue eyes, Cameron Diaz next, Reese Witherspoon, third. For green eyes, Vanessa Williams was 37 percent choice followed by Tyra Banks. Brown eyes - Julia Roberts, Winona (the better to see those Saks Fifth Avenue clothes) Ryder, Jennifer Lopez.

Pollees equated brown with brains, trustworthiness, kindness. Blue with sweetness, sexiness, not smarts. Green with creativity and deviousness. Link

Being brown-eyed, I'm smart enough to know this item is dumb but, like I say, it's hot.

Finally! The recognition I deserve, much better than the old stand-by, you're so full of %&^$ your eyes are brown.

[lodwick]

;-) Has that Heidi person who wrote about JuRo created any more columns that you know of? She really reminds me of you and mountaineer - or vice versa.

[BigWaveBetty]

Mr.B and Mrs. l might have a problem with that arrangement, I'm thinking.

Who's Mr. B? Oh-oh, that's right... ;-) put bacon, eggs and french toast in front of me and I loose all reasoning.

[Teacup]

Navratilova insists money matters too much in the U.S. (May run for office)

Ole Martina doesn't like President Bush. Come visit my thread.

[lodwick]

Let's see - you escape communism to get to the freedom of America, become a multi-millionaire lesbian freak, and then bash the country that gave you everything you have?

Go the hell back home America-hating b!tch.

[Teacup]

ROFLOL! That's right. Martina needs to give her 20 millon away and then smart off.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

So people love Vanessa Williams and Tyra Banks green eyes? That's interesting, since they are BROWN with Green Contacts!

[Teacup]

Janet Reno's Dance Party Set To Groove Tonight
Fri Jul 19,

It's a storyline that goes from a "Saturday Night Live" skit to reality -- gubernatorial candidate Janet Reno is holding her first dance party tonight.

The Democratic candidate's first ever "Janet Reno Dance Party" is being held at Level Night Club on South Beach.

The party is open to the public. If you get there before the club fills to capacity, all you'll need is a $25 contribution to party with Reno. The dancing starts at 9 p.m. Reno's competitor for the Democratic nomination, Bill McBride, will spend the day in Jacksonville holding a series of rallies and fundraisers.

**************************************** HA! HA! HA! HA! So what are you doing this Friday night? Wanna go dancing with Janet?

[Endeavor]

I absolutely detest shoe shopping and I have to go and do it this afternoon.

I wish HLL lived closer, I'd just borrow a pair or two of hers. She'd never miss them.

Why can't ya just wear topsiders everywhere?

[mountaineer]

Hear, hear. Comfy shoe-wearers unite! (Or untie, as the case may be).

[lodwick]

;-) Right. What was the line some freeper used, "Falling down on the floor is NOT dancing." or "A seizure is NOT dancing."

Thanks for keeping us posted on TheTorch of Waco's lastest gamits. JL

[mountaineer]

Pardon my insensitivity, but how will anyone know when Janet is shaking her groove thang, as opposed to just shaking?

[lodwick]

gamits? gambits, perhaps? bbl ;-)