[mountaineer]

Janet Reno plays the fool excellently, having been born to the role, although I am surprised she didn't wear the trademark blue outfit. I almost hope she wins her primary, regardless of my antipathy, as she won't stand a chance against Jeb.

[mountaineer]

Sign of the times hurl alert:

IN their never-ending quest to promote "Tadpole" - about an affair between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman - the geniuses at Miramax are trying to convince the media that "tadpoling is the hottest new trend on the American sexual landscape."

A press release from Miramax states that tadpoling is "defined as the act of an older woman pairing up romantically with a man at least 10 years younger." Of course, it neglects to mention that the term "tadpoling" did not exist until Miramax flacks invented it. rest of story, Page Six.