Man oh man you have fired up the ol' disruptor engine and it is slipping some gears there, greggie. Just not firing on all cylinders -- and such a little three cylinder put-put as you all got up there in the cranial regions, missing on a cylinder is causing some ser-eee-oss backfiring. You have too much carbon build-up, greggie, way too much. You are gonna fossilize and lock it all up if'n you ain't careful. You all need a mighty rebuild job in the attic there, greggie. Some whole big amount of scrapping and turning -- a complete top-end re-machining. So much to take off there greggie, would be hardly anything left up there afterwards.
Be good, bro' -- but do get some help.
I found a great link on another thread. Totally hilarious
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html
Thou art only mark'd for hot vengeance and the rod of heaven
Thou wayward hedge-born jolt-head!
Idol of idiot-worshippers!
Thou unmuzzled unwash'd skainsmate!
Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side.
[Thou] mountain of mad flesh!
[You] live in the rank sweat of an enseamed bed,
Stew'd in corruption, honeying and making love ove the nasty sty!