Word For The Day 9/06/02 Friday

webster merriam; dictionary.com | 9/06/02 | me

[hobbes1]

There is no talent that can make for having to....blecch ...wake up and see that on the pillow next to you.

[hobbes1]

Then realise it cost you 450 mil, to get it there....

[xsmommy]

obviously, jack disagrees.

[LonePalm]

The Torch is giving Tom Douchel heartburn. What was supposed to be a safe Dem seat is now the #1 most likely turnover to the Republicans. Also, if Talent wins in Missouri, control of the Senate will switch immediately. That is a special election and the winner takes office as soon as the election is certified. The Sec. of State is a Republican but the Gov. is a Dem. One wonders if he will have the probity to ratify the election or if he will act like a Dem and hold things up.

I'm in a conference call. Poetry as I get the chance.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[anniegetyourgun]

re #26 - my husband will be so angry....

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Any truth to the rumor that they are renaming it Taliban and Jerry's?

[CholeraJoe]

I have an excellent recipie for Brown Chocolate.

So does Chef.

[hobbes1]

No. Jack is too caught up in it all. The realisation will come, after using those US Open tickets, watching ANNA K strut the court before bowing out of the first round, and when he sees the lookalike Tennis Groupies waiting for Male Players, he's going to wake up in the middle of the night, and see Ichabod Crane on the pillow next to him, and the cold hard reality of what hes done will set in.

[hobbes1]

Exactly where i was going buddy!

[xsmommy]

were you not here for that little vignette last friday, ceej? i was treated to the recipe by hobbes, as i was subbing.

[anniegetyourgun]

No kidding. I gotta get there to cool off around here. Talk about from one extreme to another.....

This FL place is interesting. I probably should keep my insights to myself so I don't offend. Let's just say there are two kinds of people here: real southerners and real northeasterers. I've met just two adult native Floridians thus far. All the rest are from somewhere else. It's like a clash of cultures here.....

[hobbes1]

or if he will act like a Dem and hold things up.

Of course he Will. But it matters not, there will be a Massive Confirmation Push to keep the leftist nitwits from even being able to complain about one or two in particular....

[xsmommy]

you might consider coming to DC in the next week or two. Enrique is going to be here and i bet that his/your girlie will be along for the ride.

[CholeraJoe]

You mean this recipe?

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon,
and two or three egg whites.
A half a stick of butter?. Melted?
stick it all in a bowl baby.
Stir it with a wooden spoon.
Mix in a cup of flour,
you'll be in heaven soon.

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooo suck on my chocolate salted balls
stick em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
they're packed full of vitamins, and good for you.
So suck on my balls.

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate,
and a half a cup of brandy.
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
and just a pinch of vanilla.
Grease up the cookie sheet.
Cause I hate when my balls stick.
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
and give that spoon a lick?

Say everybody have you seen my balls
they're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick me up
just stick my balls in your mouth.

Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
there packed full of goodness, high on fiber.
Suck on my balls.

[sniff, sniff, sniff]
Hey, wait a minute.
What's that smell.
Smell like something burning.
Well that don't confront me none.
Long as I get my rent paid on Friday.
Baby you better get back in the kitchen.
Cause I got a sneak'n suspicion.
Oh man baby, baby!
You just burned my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
????? baby
my balls are burning
give me some water!
Pour some water on me!
my balls are burning
oh my goodness,
I'm blow'n
I'm blow'n
do somethin

Oooo Suck on my chocolate salted balls.
Put em in your mouth, and suck em!
They'r on fire baby!
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
put em out baby, blow
ohh
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls
come on baby
woo, woo
suck on my balls.
[blow blow]

[hobbes1]

You know I would, there are many other lovely things to see, But they would run into me, she would start screaming my name out during passion, they would have a highly publicised spat, and I'd be divorced....

[NeoCaveman]

So does Chef.

Chef is cool

[xsmommy]

yes. that.

[xsmommy]

good thinking. better to stay home!

[hobbes1]

Chef Rules...
"Baby, I jus gave you sweet lovin 5 minutes ago...."

[hobbes1]

Enrique is going to be here

Further proof that she is also Sapphically Inclined. Giving up NHL players for that girlie boy.