[EllaMinnow]

An email joke I got last week -


A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much
in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced
before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the

doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the
machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%. The
husband
continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably,

the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL of the pain to him.
The
wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her
husband
were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[SarahW]

That made me laugh like a giggling loon.

[#1CTYankee]

An email joke I got last week -

Too funny, I read it to my wife and the nurse. They laughed a bunch!
The nurse wants to know where I'm getting the jokes from.

[kcvl]

ROFLOL!!!

[#1CTYankee]

Here's a bump for you're great joke!