You could start a whole new craze called "Flat Frodo." It'd be Middle-Earth's version of Flat Stanley:
The Flat Stanley Project is very simple.Students make a paper Flat Stanley and mail it, along with a blank journal, to someone on the List of Participants or to a celebrity or politician. The recipient treats the visiting Stanley as a guest and takes it places. After a few weeks Stanley is mailed back with a completed journal and perhaps some photographs, post cards, and souvenirs. You share with your class what Stanley has done, where he has been and plot his travels on a map. Some classes send out hundreds of Stanleys.
Having your class on the list means being prepared to have others send Stanleys to you, too.
That would be hysterical! You could mail him to someone in the Hobbit Hole, that person will post pictures and mail him to the next one.
And we need a "Creative Memories" type to put together a scrap book for Entmoot.
It would be better than Tourist Guy!