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Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up
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Posted on 04/11/2003 8:02:03 PM PDT by Dog Gone

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To: Dog Gone
This is why I have trees in the backyard [chuckle].
21 posted on 04/11/2003 9:44:49 PM PDT by Chancellor Palpatine (and in Paris, after a parade celebrating the fall of Hussein, they give out medals to everybody)
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To: always paddle your own canoe
No comment.


23 posted on 04/11/2003 11:07:30 PM PDT by CARDINALRULES ("You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.")
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To: All
If you can't beat them, join them:

A Woman's Guide on How to Pee Standing Up

http://www.restrooms.org/standing.html
24 posted on 04/12/2003 4:49:35 AM PDT by Asher
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To: Restorer
If you don't believe me, buy a UV light, go into the bathroom and turn off the light. In the darkness, the urine spots will reflect the UV yellow.

You have WAY too much time on your hands...

25 posted on 04/12/2003 6:15:22 AM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Restorer
As kids, we lads used to love the rides at Disneyland that used the black light - got great giggles over being able to easily spot the "dribblers"...
26 posted on 04/12/2003 9:18:58 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Bumperootus!)
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To: EternalVigilance
You have WAY too much time on your hands...

Not exactly.

In my career, I've had to deal with a lot of urine-contaminated surfaces, mostly carpet and walls from cats and dogs. While doing this, you notice that the urine of all mammals, including humans, tends to have certain characteristics in common, like glowing under black light.

27 posted on 04/12/2003 11:51:27 AM PDT by Restorer (TANSTAAFL)
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To: Dog Gone
This must be a joke to have t-shirt sales to women who hate penisis. (is this martha burke, sperm stops here, related?)
28 posted on 04/12/2003 4:55:44 PM PDT by longtermmemmory
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To: xsmommy
"with the penis enlargement ads on there? are they saying that improves aim??"

No, but it helps get it 6 feet up the wall!
29 posted on 04/12/2003 5:43:13 PM PDT by APBaer
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To: Nita Nupress
Can we settle the argument about the toilet lid the same way it's been settled about the toilet seat? (Just never lift it.)
30 posted on 04/12/2003 7:12:17 PM PDT by KrisKrinkle
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To: Dog Gone
What the heck does taking a whiz have to do with asking for directions?
31 posted on 04/12/2003 7:55:35 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: Dog Gone
"Well, I have to confess. I'm one of those guys in the public restroom who aims at least six feet up the wall."

LOL...wait, where are you supposed to go!?
32 posted on 04/16/2003 5:07:40 AM PDT by villagerjoel (US of A!!!)
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To: villagerjoel
I figure that as long as you're aimed in the general compass direction, it's the thought that counts. ;-)
33 posted on 04/16/2003 5:38:57 AM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: KrisKrinkle
My wife solved this problem early on by informing me she would use my towel to wipe up any dribbles:)
34 posted on 04/16/2003 6:09:20 AM PDT by u57896
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To: u57896
two can play that game. too bad
35 posted on 04/16/2003 4:35:48 PM PDT by longtermmemmory
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To: Dog Gone
I knew there was a reason I stuck with the News forum!
36 posted on 04/22/2003 2:21:00 PM PDT by Kay Soze (For every 100 Osamas created in the fight on terrorism - we shall simply elect one more "W")
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To: Kay Soze
What?? You mean this isn't the most important thread you've ever read?? I am crushed.
37 posted on 04/22/2003 2:23:26 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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