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And I used to think the battle was whether or not men should lower the seat after use...
1 posted on 04/11/2003 8:02:03 PM PDT by Dog Gone
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To: Dog Gone
The author is absolutely correct.

If you don't believe me, buy a UV light, go into the bathroom and turn off the light. In the darkness, the urine spots will reflect the UV yellow.

Public johns are especially fun to inspect using this method. How do guys get it 6 feet up the wall?

Even more fun is to line up a group of men, turn out the lights and shine the UV on their shoes and pant legs.

Yuck!

From someone who still pees standing up, but doesn't lie to himself about how messy it is.
2 posted on 04/11/2003 8:11:51 PM PDT by Restorer (TANSTAAFL)
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3 posted on 04/11/2003 8:13:42 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: Dog Gone
Oh, NOW you've done it. You've resurrected our age-old argument about the toilet lid.

If you guys would just sit down to pee it would take care of all the problems.
12 posted on 04/11/2003 8:35:11 PM PDT by Nita Nupress
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To: Dog Gone
I tried peeing while standing up. Failed miserably.
19 posted on 04/11/2003 9:24:29 PM PDT by cyborg
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To: always paddle your own canoe
No comment.


23 posted on 04/11/2003 11:07:30 PM PDT by CARDINALRULES ("You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.")
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To: Dog Gone
This must be a joke to have t-shirt sales to women who hate penisis. (is this martha burke, sperm stops here, related?)
28 posted on 04/12/2003 4:55:44 PM PDT by longtermmemmory
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To: Dog Gone
What the heck does taking a whiz have to do with asking for directions?
31 posted on 04/12/2003 7:55:35 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: Dog Gone
I knew there was a reason I stuck with the News forum!
36 posted on 04/22/2003 2:21:00 PM PDT by Kay Soze (For every 100 Osamas created in the fight on terrorism - we shall simply elect one more "W")
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