Gephardt Issues Order Making Himself President

scrappleface ^ | June 24, 2003 | Scott Ott

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

Gephardt Issues Order Making Himself President

(2003-06-23) -- Just a day after announcing that he would use executive orders to overturn Supreme Court decisions, Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-MO, announced today that he has appointed himself President of the United States, effective immediately.

"I have duly sworn myself in as president," he said. "Instead of having the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court administer the oath of office, I just issued an executive order effective retroactively in advance."

President Gephardt has already issued an executive order making it illegal to "challenge the constitutionality of my reign as president."

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

priceless!

[Frank_Discussion]

Give that man a bannana (republic)!

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Must be his continuing reaction to the unfortunate bleaching incident in his youth.

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

You know we can't pass this one up... lololol

[OREALLY]

Heil Gephardt ! He sure is eating crow today...hahaha

[PetroniDE]

Nah... Give him Chad..

[glock rocks]

it was only a matter of time.

[Paul Ross]

It's MINE, MINE, ALLL MINE!

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

He sure is eating crow today

The scary part is that he isn't. When asked to clarify his comment, this was his reply:

"When I'm president, we'll do executive orders to overcome any wrong thing the Supreme Court does tomorrow or any other day," said Rep. Dick Gephardt of Missouri.

This should worry me, but it is so outrageously funny, I can't stop laughing. How can they possibly expect anyone to take them seriously?!

[farmfriend]

Short list for fun.

[xrp]

I will destroy the world and then it will be MINE! MWHAHAHAHA.

[Sabertooth]

Has he issued the executive order against noticing when he dyes his eyebrows?

[Teacup]

Is this for real? OMG! What a Maroon, (a little bugs bunny lingo here.)

[My2Cents]

Just a day after announcing that he would use executive orders to overturn Supreme Court decisions

Did he really say this?!

[quark]

Good stuff! Obviously Little Dickie has been taking lessons from Alexander "I'm in Charge" Haig. Only diff is the radical Socialist media are ignoring Little Dickie's comments.

[Dog]

Just a day after announcing that he would use executive orders to overturn Supreme Court decisions, Rep. Dick Gephardt, D-MO,

When did he do this???

Got a link??

[glock rocks]

here.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/934159/posts

[My2Cents]

Has he issued the executive order against noticing when he dyes his eyebrows?

I wouldn't be surprised if he's also had a boob job, because no one becomes one of the biggest boobs in American politics without the use of lots of plastic.

[Dog]

Spooky we all had the same reaction...:-)

[OREALLY]

Foxnews is doing a real number on Gephardt...Allan Colmes said, Gephardt was wrong and asked if Gephardt wanted to be a dictator...Colmes is against him...