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Pern's email ^ | July 11, 2003 | Unknown

Posted on 07/11/2003 6:52:02 PM PDT by Pern

Everyone who has ever bought a house can enjoy this - it's too good not to share!

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the Lawyer three months to track down.

After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply (actual letter):

"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."

Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows (actual letter):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received. I note that you wish to have the title extended further than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S., from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application.

For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus, who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good queen, Isabella, being pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition.

Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world.

Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it AND the FHA. I hope the hell you find God's original claim to be satisfactory.

Now, may we have our damn loan?"

The loan was approved.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: title

1 posted on 07/11/2003 6:52:02 PM PDT by Pern
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To: Pern
I'm glad he was successful. However, private property is being seized in the U.S. by state governments, often in behalf of environmentalist groups, on the grounds that, unless the owner can prove unbroken chain of title back to an original crown grant or state grant, the property belongs to the state. In many cases, records have been lost or destroyed.
2 posted on 07/11/2003 7:46:18 PM PDT by Savage Beast
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To: Pern
I love it!! Came to you in an email, going out in many email from me!
4 posted on 07/11/2003 8:24:04 PM PDT by potlatch (George Washington; If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst.)
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5 posted on 07/11/2003 8:27:10 PM PDT by potlatch (George Washington; If we are wise, let us prepare for the worst.)
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