Why America Went Sour on Sweet Jen and Ben

NY Newsday ^ | August 5, 2003 | James P. Pinkerton

[Dante3]

If Ebert says it is good, it's more proof that the guy is either senile or his reviews depend on how much he's paid under the table for his praise.

[presidio9]

Say what you will, but she still beats the h%ll out of Rosie.

Perez? Or O'Donell? Or both?

Both, right?

[presidio9]

Nobody likes to admit they delight in the suffering of others . . . but, honestly, how did you feel the night Al Gore finally conceded the '00 election?

Deeply saddened?

[jalisco555]

Boy, do I miss MST3K!

Barry Diller earned his own personal circle in Hell for his decision to cancel MST3K.

[dmz]

nope, fuzzy freeper thinking. The movie does not need to make a profit in its first weekend, and the article does not say this. did you notice the word "destined" in the article, as in "ultimately".

how well a movie does in its first weekend is a prime indicator of how well it will do in its theatre run.

[hobbes1]

Her butt is HUGH. Sorry to spoil your fantasy.

Yup...And outside the DaVinci like make up artists employed in Hwood, she's an Ugly skank....

[y2k_free_radical]

WHICH ONES

[skinkinthegrass]

Siskel?

Hmmm...I guess it stank so bad, even to revive the dead...so Siskel could vote... :/

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Why not Siskel?

"He's dead, Jim."

[JohnnyZ]

Apparently you haven't noticed her humongous ***.

How can anyone NOT love Jenny from the Block!

She's an angel!

[y2k_free_radical]

i don't-pettier women in the hospital here

[mbynack]

I bet the movie does great in France.

[presidio9]

Hint: That's not her body (see: Chicks, Dixie).

[y2k_free_radical]

ROTFLMAO

[y2k_free_radical]

He's been dead for nearly a year

[Mad Dawgg]

"Barry Diller earned his own personal circle in Hell for his decision to cancel MST3K."

did some checking on that and Hell has rethought their move, (apparently they are running out of circles and they want to save them for Bill and Hill and Terry) anyhow they've come up with a nice alternative.

Mr. Diller will go to that special level of hell reserved for child molesters and people who talk in movies!

[Hildy]

Countdown: 33 days.

[KneelBeforeZod]

the publics love affair with bubble butt and cinderblock-head is over...

question is, who will take their place?

[proud American in Canada]

the answer to the question is : because people are thoroughly sick and tired of hearing about J. Lo and Ben Lo.

I for one dread the day when we will be bombarded with pictures of a pregnant J. Lo on the cover of magazines, and the J. Lo line of maternity clothes and pregnancy gear, the Baby Lo line of baby clothes, toys, and equipment....and on and on ad nauseum.

[JohnnyZ]

So lovely . . .