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BREAKING HARD... BROWARD COUNTY VOTERS FIND POLLING PLACES CLOSED IN RECALL ELECTION...
Posted on 10/07/2003 2:45:27 PM PDT by 1stFreedom
Voters in Broward County, Florida, have been showing up at public schools wanting to cast their votes against Arnold Swartznegger.
They were surprised to find no polling booths, and several rowdy elderly folks wrestled past school security guards in an attempt to not have their vote count.
"Those republicans are stealing the election all over again" said Ima Idgit. "They won't even let me vote against the recall"
Some residents expressed outrage and threatened to sue.
"I was prevented from voting because I'm black. Those republicans set up a roadblock near the school to intimidate people of color -- they don't want them to vote for Gore for Govenor" said Ima liar, 57, of Broward County.
It appears that nobody had told these voters that the election was for the recall and replacement Govenor of *CALIFORNIA*.
But, after all, these are the same people who couldn't even vote properly in the last election.
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To: 1stFreedom
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was good!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:46:04 PM PDT
by
PhiKapMom
(Vote for Arnold -- Republican by Choice!)
To: 1stFreedom
It was even worse over in West Palm Beach - some hoar-heads tried to vote for Arnold and ended up voting for Pat Buchanan instead.
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:46:40 PM PDT
by
dirtboy
(Cure Arnold of groping - throw him into a dark closet with Janet Reno and shut the door.)
To: 1stFreedom
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:47:14 PM PDT
by
Stars N Stripes
(He's crying? There's no crying in Glory Holing! Right you are Ken. Let's go to our MXC Impact Replay)
To: 1stFreedom
BWAHAHA!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:48:06 PM PDT
by
Poohbah
("[Expletive deleted] 'em if they can't take a joke!" -- Major Vic Deakins, USAF)
To: 1stFreedom
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:48:18 PM PDT
by
w_over_w
(In case you didn't know that Bob Graham was seeking the Presidency. . . he just quit!)
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:49:19 PM PDT
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To: 1stFreedom
Thanks for tha well needed humor break. Too bad there is probably a bit of truth to it. Wouldn't be suprised at all!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:49:37 PM PDT
by
sissyjane
To: 1stFreedom
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:50:05 PM PDT
by
finnman69
(!)
To: 1stFreedom
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To: 1stFreedom; Chad Fairbanks
ROTFL (Hanging Chad Ping)
To: 1stFreedom
Not to worry. Extra ballots on the way from Chicago for the voting booths being set up at all flea markets.
To: Hanging Chad
Since you felt left out yesterday...
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:53:14 PM PDT
by
The KG9 Kid
(Semper Fi)
To: 1stFreedom
ROTFLMAO, now I have to get a new keyboard. This is a good one!!!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:53:56 PM PDT
by
Springman
(No Kobe, none of the time.)
To: 1stFreedom
You think you're so funny . . . don't monkey with us!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:54:29 PM PDT
by
w_over_w
(In case you didn't know that Bob Graham was seeking the Presidency. . . he just quit!)
To: Eastbound
Don't forget the bingo parlors!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:55:10 PM PDT
by
snopercod
(All Hail the Saffron King!)
To: 1stFreedom
"I wanted to vote for Pat Buchanan by mistake!" complained Myrtle Smith.
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:55:43 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: 1stFreedom; Poohbah; BibChr; Tamsey; redlipstick; CheneyChick; dennisw; RedBloodedAmerican
Voters in Broward County, Florida, have been showing up at public schools wanting to cast their votes against Arnold Swartznegger. They were surprised to find no polling booths, and several rowdy elderly folks wrestled past school security guards in an attempt to not have their vote count.
"Those republicans are stealing the election all over again" said Ima Idgit. "They won't even let me vote against the recall"
I am SOOOOOO not worthy. Damn, an impressive piece of work.
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:57:20 PM PDT
by
Chancellor Palpatine
(woke up this morning, got a blue moon in your eye.......)
To: PhiKapMom
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:57:45 PM PDT
by
beaware
To: 1stFreedom
Demonrats vote on Wednesday!
Some people never get the word!
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posted on
10/07/2003 2:57:56 PM PDT
by
SwinneySwitch
(Liberalism is a Sin!)
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