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World Net Daily ^ | 1/28/04 | Ann Coulter

[joey9004]

First paragraph is classic. Required picture to come.

[puppycat]

Go Ann!! All this bush bashing on tv is making me sick..

[Plutarch]

In posting a Coulter column, add [Coulter] after the title, and it gets a much more deserving FR response.

[Plutarch]

..."his share" of "the family's home" – which was bought with the Heinz family fortune.

It is not clear whether Ann is just assuming this to be the case, or it is actually known. Kerry might have had some other ill-gotten gains that would have allowed him to contribute to the mortgage. Maybe in 1990 Saddam was paying handsomely for "No" votes on the Gulf War I authorization.

[toosmalltobeconsideredaman]

For what it's worth, Coulter's intellectually-barren Balzac reference is solipsistic at best and more readily reveals the author of the article as the "low-born poseur" she claims to be so keenly able to observe. Coulter may be better suited to the maladroit duties of the political equivalent to a flight attendant in dire need of water retention pills and sclerotherapy. In the end her opinion is unresearched and as decrepitly atavistic as a case of polio.

[KFriedConserv]

Serious question: Who has more money, Bush or Kerry? What is Bush worth?

[KFriedConserv]

Ann is a babe and you are jealous.

[toosmalltobeconsideredaman]

Jealous because I'm not a babe? I don't get it.

[toosmalltobeconsideredaman]

Well, I am sort of jealous. She has great hair.

[VRWCmember]

It's not often we see a troll jump from thread to thread as much as you have today before the mods squash the account. As for her unresearched opinions and solipsistic references, it appears they are much better supported than your pompous loquacity. BTW, a plethora of obscure polysyllabic words does not necessarily indicate a superior intellect.

Don't make me open this!

[The_Victor]

OK, you can use a thesaurus. Now counter her points instead of lofting invectives.

[toosmalltobeconsideredaman]

Don't make you open what? Bottles of Thunder? And is that you in the picture because I don't get the reference? You look nice. Nice plaid. My pompous loquacity, as you call it, was inserted as my personal response to the Coulter article and should not have been perceived as an attack upon other users of the Free Republic network. If you somehow took it personally, then I forecast (get the thunder/weather reference?) identity issues in your future.

[Constitution Day]

Egad! That's going to leave quite a mark, old boy.

[toosmalltobeconsideredaman]

Actually, can I get your number? The more I look at that picture, the cuter you get.

[snooker]

open them ... please

[Conspiracy Guy]

I like the way you talk.

CG

[NeoCaveman]

toosmalltobeconsideredaman

But you overcompensate with the big.... words

[NeoCaveman]

Don't make you open what? Bottles of Thunder?

Something like that

ZOT!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Tick ! Tick ! Tick !