Posted on 10/21/2004 2:04:33 PM PDT by Fedora
I would never offer you candy.
Do you think I would look good in Fascist Black or Falange Blue? I can't decide what to wear on Election Day.
Actually I'm begging for a delicious Reese's Peanut Butter Cup--speaking of which, since Halloween's coming up, you must be in the market for some extra candy bars :)
Black it is then.
I'll bring a reading object patently evil with me to the polling station. Modern Age or the Whittiker Chambers collection Ghosts on The Roof (rereading it).
I would reply, but I'm afraid I'll get beat up now :) Candybar salesman intimidation! I'm being disenfranchised--I'm gonna call the ACLU (American Candysalesman Liberty Union)! Count every bar!
You could wear a Richard Nixon t-shirt with a Ronald Reagan cap!
I could go for a bottle of Bosco right now...
No, this is Manhattan. We right wing thugs like to do things the old-fashioned, stylish way. Wide-brimmed hat, steel-rimmed sunglasses, long leather coat, shiny expensive shoes, obscure literature hinting at dark purpose and evil plans. Strikes more fear and terror amoungst the glitterati and gallerians than a gimmie cap.
They really get intimidated when people they hate out-do them in the looks and style department.
They get confused.
So I could wear my fedora! Cool :)
Unless he votes for Kerry, it won't matter. If it ends up tied at 269, no one will have a majority, even if hundreds of Bush electors go off the reservation. It goes into the House, no matter what.
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