Posted on 01/10/2005 4:05:06 AM PST by HowardLSmith.ô¿ô
Dissent From Liberalism- An Ode To Our Misguided Liberal Friends
An Ode to Liberals
Is now past due,
They claim theyre the majority,
And the Right are the few.
Their distortions and lies
Plaster our views
With a media-blitzed cloak
Of flocculent pooh.
They stole the election
Their mantras rant
While their own miss-counters
Stuffed chads in their pants
And demanded recounts
In three crooked Democrat counties.
Let every vote count
They high-handedly pushed,
Unless it was overseas military
Voting for Bush.
You have no compassion
They rave with conviction
While buying votes with free money
Is their true predilection.
They revel in power,
Have a God complex, but dont mock it,
Because they satisfy their ego trip
With their hands in your pocket.
America is an Empire
They accuse with aplomb,
And yet turn a blind eye
To the enemies of freedom
Then before you can say cool
They turn tail and run
And stab those in the back
Who voluntarily shield and defend-
Such is this Ode
To our misguided friends.
Its true: some self-critique
Is healthy and productive,
But their U.S.A. bashing
Is blind and compulsive.
They are cynical at best,
They see no true-hearted,
Because their own ranks are filled
With the book burning black-hearted.
Liberals call themselves progressive
Thought theyve turned the wrong way,
They have really regressed
Back to caveman days
Before Ancient wisdom was writ
And wisdom held sway;
But ancient wisdom is lost
On our Liberals today.
They rewrite history
To support their childish views,
Which have no basis in fact,
Common sense, and are half-truths,
Its just a juvenile rebellion
Against Generation-WW2.
Our liberals failed economic sanctions
Killed half a million babies,
Will they admit this?
Not these Lords and Ladies,
They instead march smugly with placards
Accusing Bush of war crimes,
And ignore their hypocritical reflections
In the windows they smash
As they shout peace and pass by.
Iraqi casualties under Bush
Numbered 5-10 thousand-
Do your math, which is larger,
This or 500,000?
And ask yourself this,
As youre pondering the above:
Which course of action
Got the job done?
The few thousand killed in the war
Were by cowardly Militant Muslims
Who use them as shields in battle
And in their sneak attacking,
Our liberal friends wring their hands
And blame Bush for the lacking,
Afraid to blame the real criminals
While on unreality
Cowardly and blindly snacking.
The Liberally biased Medias
Hypocritical flags fly high,
They read the names of the war dead
But not 9/11. Why?
With such unbalanced fare
The terrorists are encouraged,
And more innocents die.
Our liberal friends have a blind aversion
To using military force, but no matter,
Bushs saved another 500,000 Iraqi children
From their blind sanctions slaughter.
And to think our libs want to return
To their unfeeling and deadly method-
Their failed foreign policy blunder
Which achieves no objectives.
The U.N. traded oil for palaces,
(and suicide bomber money)
While our Liberals pushed forward
For U.S. paralysis.
Bush got the Monkey
Off of Iraqs back,
A progressively twisted monkey
With Saddams sons out of whack,
Who were lined up to inherit the throne
To an even more twisted Iraq,
European-bestowed Arab tyrannies
Have been at the core
Of the creation of terrorists
And their ill-aimed attacks.
9/11? A call for help,
And Bush answered that day;
But our Liberal friends give terrorists excuses
To continue their ways-
As militant mullahs continue
To teach ignorance and hate,
And mafia mullahs continue
To peddle in influence and death.
Our misguided liberals
Sport failed arguments of yore,
They still shop for their mindset
At mixed-up 60s stores:
Make love, not war
Yet war is still around,
As for free love,
AIDS and orphans abound.
Our liberal friends to this day fail to realize
Peace is not a unilateral high,
They march with peace signs,
But its easy to see why-
It makes them feel big
To only bash the big guy-
With dozens of wars raging on the planet
And more stewing in the pan,
Who do liberals single out and pick on?
You guessed it- Uncle Sam!
Such self-destruction
Has not gone unnoticed,
Bushs reelection
Has given this movement its Notice.
In art,
Liberals make their sacrifices
At the alters of the weird,
Such as a cross in a urine bottle;
It is art we are steered.
Our Liberal friends fund it
To make a historic splash,
What they dont consider
Is that its just Sodom and Gomorrah rehash.
With our Liberal friends
There is no right and wrong,
Good is bad, bad is good Are the lyrics of their songs.
Its too bad the liberal art world
Is so fucked up and obscene,
There are many good artists
Who walked away from the liberal art scene
And are now clerks and secretaries,
Beat down and put out, but still clean.
Their figurehead Clinton Interviewed on NPR,
Being surmised
Of his book
Closely titled My Lies
Weakly whines,
Its not fair to judge a person (him)
By one act (Lewinsky) unless its a crime
And a long, awkward pause
As his foot from his mouth he unwinds;
But the very next moment
Spouts this liberal hotshot,
And I quote,
You say what you have to say,
Whether its true or not.
And interesting to witness
The shocking silence again
As the leftwing interviewer
Gives this liberal mascot fresh air
As once again his foot
From his mouth he unsnares;
Now with great effort
The interviewer restrained
From the pounce-
Can Wolfowitz boast
Such blind, deferential adulation
From the same interesting
But lefty host?
Not an ounce.
So take care and breathe a critical breath
On what you hear, see, and read
From our liberal left friends
Its your (and their own) destruction they seek.
Come back next week,
This Ode will double in length-
Because when it comes to our Liberal friends
There is always fresh stink.
wbiro
That poem sucks dude.
A ode to Neo-Cons
_________________
There is a world to save from itself
With tha promised Militarist-Messiah (George W Bush)
We can build democracy in tha East
While we are there
We can build tha third temple in Israel
Our axis of evil list is growing
Its a wonder we dont include Israel our Ireland
Since theyre harboring terrorists
And our border policy is tha best
We are filling otherwise empty jobs
With Mexicans
And theyre Catholic
So that works for tha Roman Pontiff
And his call for a "United Americas"
You've been voted Least Likely to be Mistaken for Alexander Pope.
Can't you trim it down a bit?
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