Posted on 09/03/2012 10:20:15 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Speakers for Tuesday's session of the Democratic National Convention at Time Warner Cable Arena, as released by the Democratic Party (all times EDT):
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5-6 p.m.
Call to Order: Rep. Debbie Wasserman Schultz of Florida, chair, Democratic National Committee
Invocation: His Eminence Metropolitan Nicholas, bishop of the Greek Orthodox Diocese of Detroit
Presentation of Colors: Disabled American Veterans, The Stanly County Chapter 12 Honor Guard
Pledge of Allegiance: 3rd Grade Class, W.R. O'Dell Elementary School, Concord, N.C.
National Anthem: Amber Riley, singer/songwriter and "Glee" actress...
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4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama.
4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama.
4:30 PM Tips on How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar How to have a successful career without having a job.
5:00 PM Great Vacations Ive Taken on the Taxpayers Dime" Travel Log - Michelle Obama.
5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite
5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM Bias in Media How we can make it work for you Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore
9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers.
10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for Iraq & Afghanistan
11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagovich rally
11:30 PM Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama Presiding
12:00 Midnight Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris Thrill up my leg Matthews
12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
I prefer Doug Rosss version:
2012 Democrat National Convention
Schedule of Events
7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING
7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE UNITED NATIONS
7:20 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barack Obama
7:25 pm OPENING PRAYER - Reverend Jeremiah Wright
7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah
7:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Darryl Hannah
8:00 pm GLOBAL WARMING OMFG!!!!!!!!! - Al Gore
8:30 pm WHY FOURTH TRIMESTER ABORTIONS MATTER - Barbara Boxer
8:55 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Barbara Boxer
9:00 pm CHARGING OUR TROOPS WITH WAR CRIMES - John Kerry
9:30 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM HUSSEIN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
9:55 pm INCOHERENT RAMBLING ABOUT COWBOY POETRY, ETC. - Harry Reid
10:00 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandon
10:05 pm COLLECTION DRIVE FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN MEMORIAL FUND - Cher
10:30 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn
11:00 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton
11:45 pm Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Susan Sarandons Rack
11:50 pm A PLEA FOR MASS PARDONS OF THE OCCUPY WALL STREET RAPISTS - Howard Dean
12:15 am FREE THE MINUTEMEN IN AFGHANISTANS PRISONS - Michael Moore
12:25 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Jessica Alba
12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
12:45 am NOMINATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA - Nancy Pelosi
12:55 am Barack Obama ACCEPTS NOMINATION, GRAMMY, AND TONY AWARDS
1:15 am THE TRUE STORY: HOW I KILLED BIN LADEN - Barack Obama
1:25 am Max Baucus SINGS NATIONAL ANTHEM
1:30 am CORONATION OF BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
1:55 am Max Baucus PROPOSES A TOAST TO Mitt McRyan
2:00 am Bill Clinton asks Max Baucus to drive Hillary home.
Bonafide minister I am sure.
Can’t stand to make it through the list. Whole parade of stupid. I’ll be passing on the whole thing - I’m sick of him, his party, and all the idiocy that comes in tow.
Kamala Harris, CA Atty General. What scum.
The woman who, as DA of San Francisco, refused to pursue capital punishment against a cop killer because she believed that San Francisco values would prevent getting a conviction if she sought it.
She also proclaimed “assault weapons” to be illegal in the city of San Francisco until the state court had to show her CAs pre-emption clause in the state constitution. Not satisfied with that, she insisted that at least she could order the police to make unscheduled visits to confirm that the “assault weapons” we’re locked up and separated from ammunition and warned SF gun owners that “were going to come into those homes”. That’s when the state Department of Justice had to pull her aside when some SF gun owners with registered semi auto rifles started calling their representatives and the NRA.
Nowadays, she runs the CA-DOJ.
Wha..???? Who the hell do these Commies think they're kidding? I'll bet they wash out their mouths with soap, just as soon as they're done.
Mail-order, I presume.
Here you go, shovel ready:
Cross Obama's bridge to America's future!
Why is Cory Booker on the schedule? Isn’t he supposed to be punished, for his comments that we shouldn’t be criticizing Bain Capital and venture capital firms??? Is he still officially a good Democrat?
I was surprised that they are allowing him to speak.
A Conga line of freaks!
Debbie Wasserman Schultz is a looker. Wish she were Republican.
You were warned not to take the brown acid.
Actually I was just taste testing a bottle of my 2008 hard cider. Sorry about that last comment.
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