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Comical Thread:If You Were Darrell Issa,What Questions Would You Asked Of Lois Lerner?

Posted on 03/08/2014 7:14:12 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016

Put yourself in Darrell's shoes.It's been three questions so far and Lois is still giving you the "Sargaent Schultz Response".By this time you have lost your patience and decide to mess with her.What Darrell should of done was ask her "Miss Lerner,Are You A Conservative Who Despises Liberals,or a "Liberal Who Despises Conservatives"?.Darrell had the opportunity to make her look like a fool if he had just asked a few simple questions just to see if she answered them.Can you imagine if he had asked:,Miss Lerner,are you a Male,Female,or "Gender Neutral"?, Now that would of made for an interesting response from Miss Lerner.


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KEYWORDS: loislerner; lyingliars; obamascandals; supermansgirlfriend
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To: smoothsailing

Mizz Lerner,One in five US Americans cannot locate New Jersey on a US Map and also believe that Franklin Roosevelt is our current President.Maybe you can explain this ?


21 posted on 03/08/2014 7:57:14 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms Lerner, where would you like to serve your prison time?


22 posted on 03/08/2014 8:17:53 PM PST by Cyman (We have to pass it to see what's in it= definition of stool sample)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Lois, what do you like to do for fun besides kicking little puppies?


23 posted on 03/08/2014 8:21:31 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016; rightwingintelligentsia

“Is it true, Ms. Lerner, that you are a man in drag?”


24 posted on 03/08/2014 8:24:16 PM PST by Clint N. Suhks
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To: Cyman

Lois, what is your personal opinion about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s movie/Stephen King’s book “The Running Man”?

Lois, at what point did you make the assumption that Orwell’s book “1984” was an instruction manual and policy handbook?

Lois, do you have any personal connection with the numbers ‘451” or “1138” and do they hold a special meaning for you?

Lastly and in sum Lois, have you ever had a conscious realization that there is a substantial difference between fantasy and reality?


25 posted on 03/08/2014 8:28:52 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

What was it like dating Superman ?


26 posted on 03/08/2014 8:31:46 PM PST by UCANSEE2 (I just messed up my tagline. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

My understanding is that if she answers any single question, she loses her 5th Amendment protections - so, I would wither her with pertinent questions and then try to get her with an innocuous one, to catch her off guard. Such as:

“Do you need a break?”

If she answers, I would immediately move to compel her to testify ...


27 posted on 03/08/2014 8:39:10 PM PST by Lmo56 (If ya wanna run with the big dawgs - ya gotta learn to piss in the tall grass ...)
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Ask:

“If your guilty of a felony, say: ‘On advice of counsel...’


28 posted on 03/08/2014 8:47:16 PM PST by D-fendr (Deus non alligatur sacramentis sed nos alligamur.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How much bribe money are you getting?


29 posted on 03/08/2014 8:49:08 PM PST by minnesota_bound
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To: Lmo56

It was determined she already waived the 5 rights last go around. Which is why she was there again. She can either testify or face whatever consequences the spineless Issa will hit her with.


30 posted on 03/08/2014 8:55:03 PM PST by Norm Lenhart
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To: UCANSEE2

Miss Lerner,is it true that Robin Is Gay?


31 posted on 03/08/2014 9:05:13 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Miss Lerner,what came first?,The Chicken,The Egg,Or Bill Clinton.


32 posted on 03/08/2014 9:19:19 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Lmo56

That is an old trick but usually the question pertains to something outrageous such as are you having an affair with a co-worker?

then again ISSA should have asked her you are afraid to answer because you fear incriminating yourself, why did you answer questions from the
DoJ investigators?
does that not show you have no fear of prosecution?
Are you afraid your answers might put your life in danger from those above you who implemented this violation of rights?

let her not answer...the bell has been rung in public...


33 posted on 03/08/2014 9:22:53 PM PST by rolling_stone
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

How much time are you willing to spend in prison before you answer my questions?


34 posted on 03/08/2014 9:23:14 PM PST by dalereed
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms. Lerner, I have noticed that permanent scowl on your face. How long have you had that spiked corncob up your arse?


35 posted on 03/08/2014 9:29:31 PM PST by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
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To: 43north

Mizz Lerner,any chance you have seen the movie “The Wizard Of Oz”?, I ask you this question because you resemble one of the stars of this classic story.


36 posted on 03/08/2014 9:35:49 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Which wicked witch are you thinking of?


37 posted on 03/08/2014 9:44:14 PM PST by 43north (BHO: 50% black, 50% white, 100% RED.)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Ms Lerner, has Obama healed the oceans?


38 posted on 03/08/2014 9:50:25 PM PST by BAW ("If you like your health plan, you can keep your health plan. Period.")
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To: jsanders2001
Have you ever lièd under oath? Would be one of my fïrst questions

Have you ever stopped lying under oath, would be mine?

39 posted on 03/08/2014 9:55:21 PM PST by Mark17 (Chicago Blackhawks: Stanley Cup champions 2010, 2013. Vietnam Vet 70-71 Msgt US Air Force, retired)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

My question would be “do you like screwing the American people because you are too ugly too get laid?”


40 posted on 03/08/2014 10:03:07 PM PST by WMarshal (Free citizen, never a subject or a civilian)
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