Freeper Interview Series: Lazamataz

Patriot Paradox ^

[sonsofliberty2000]

Kasunheits!

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! First time I've seen that.

[Starrgaizr]

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress... my favorite. "Throw rocks, Man."

[MeekOneGOP]

So if Praline doesn't get satisfaction, does he launch into THIS tirade ?? :O)

[Tamzee]

The interview was hilarious and, Lazamataz, you're a genius and one of the wittiest Freepers by far... it was great to get to know you :-)

/Ummm...could I have that Klondike bar if it's up for grabs, please?

[lowbridge]

But do yourself a favor: DO NOT EVER see "Manos: Hands of Fate?”

Too late for me.

Torgo's knees.

[CounterCounterCulture]

I try to pattern my life after my hero Torgo.

[Lazamataz]

Too late for me. Torgo's knees.

We then get a wide shot of Torgo, and for no reasons that are never delved into, he has huge, knobby knees. (The official explanation, according to the interview in Mimosa, is that Torgo is supposed to be a satyr, i.e., half-man, half-goat, but nothing else in the movie even remotely hints at this.) The wife and daughter head inside, and Mike tells Torgo to get their luggage. Torgo complies, spastically waddling over to the car like Michael J. Fox when he's forgotten to take his meds. And every time we watch Torgo waddling around in this movie, it's accompanied by a strange musical theme that can only be described as the bastard offspring of the intro to The Days of Our Lives. The music stops abruptly as Mike hands him the family's luggage. Torgo again repeats that "the Master would not approve", and then his own personal theme song starts up again as he stumbles up to the shack with luggage under his arms. (By the way, if you were worried that we wouldn't get to see every single second of him waddling back to the Unabomber Shack, you can rest easy.)

[Lazamataz]

This is passing strange. :o)

[Squantos]

golovka ot hyah !..........:o)

Stay Safe Laz !

[Southack]

I loved it! That interview with you was so...

Ooops, I forgot what I was going to say.

Hey, please pass the ketchup.

[CounterCounterCulture]

It's just not the same
without the Torgo theme music

Loop as needed...

[Lazamataz]

I now have that looping infinitely on my WinAmp player.

I'm this || close to going insane.

[Lazamataz]

Hey, please pass the ketchup.

Sigmund Freud once said that. I didn't understand him then, I don't understand him now.

[Mad Dawgg]

"SHOPKEEPER It's probably pining for the fiords."

Ya Know my mom saw absolutely no humor whatsoever in me doing the entire "Dead Parrot" Sketch (From Memory I might add) when she told me her parrot died.

That damned bird would literally chase me around the room if he were out. He just did not like me one bit, but I out lived the sucker HAHAHAHAH!

[Saundra Duffy]

Go, Lazamataz! Well deserved. What's not to love?

[Saundra Duffy]

You're not still mad at me, are you, bro. Now that you're a star and all . . . .

[Badray]

Great interview and interviewee.

[Lazamataz]

You're not still mad at me, are you, bro. Now that you're a star and all . . .

Geeve to mee sloppy wet keeses. :o)