Is there a doctor in the house?

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[2timothy3.16]

Sen. teddy (da lush) m. kennedy, D-the peoples democracy of massachusetts. meets with reporters on Capitol Hill Thursday, Oct. 16, 2003 after stumbeling through sixteen drinks, three six packs and a gallon of wine and calling it a speech on Iraq on the floor of the US Senate.
In his rant teddy da lush said he will vote against the $87 billion bill to fund the war in Iraq saying in part "...because that much money can buy a lot of booze and my shelf is getting empty." (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

Is there a doctor on FR that can give us some idea of what is wrong with this guy? He looks like he may have AIDs or maybe this is what somone looks like after drinking 10% of the cheap burbon in the world.

[IncPen]

tick tick tick....

[wimpycat]

Looks like whoever put "LAIR" in the keywords was taking a few swigs from the old brown jug, too.

But hey, it's Friday afternoon...

[2timothy3.16]

tick tick tick....

Ah thank you Doc, a tick tick tick, now why didn't I think of that?

[2timothy3.16]

How do you see the key words?

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Those are not burst blood vessels all over his face. They're reserve sacs to serve as reservoirs for the small amounts of whiskey that don't go into his bloodstream, for him to call upon if he's gone without a decent drink for a couple of hours.

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"How do you see the key words?"

With special issue 3d FReeper goggles!

[wimpycat]

They're right under the "topics".

What, you can't see them? How many fingers am I holding up?

[2timothy3.16]

Those are not burst blood vessels all over his face. They're reserve sacs to serve as reservoirs for the small amounts of whiskey that don't go into his bloodstream, for him to call upon if he's gone without a decent drink for a couple of hours.

Hours? Don't you mean minutes.

[wimpycat]

Sort of like a hamster?

[2timothy3.16]

What, you can't see them? How many fingers am I holding up?

Ah, six? Nope, ugh three? No I've got it, I can see them now, four, ya four.

[4mycountry]

Put down the booze, timmy....

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Storing it up, baby.

Damn, you just reminded me of our favorite hamster, died of old age. The cat never got him, the dog never got him - even though they dumped his cage again and again.

[wimpycat]

How much have you had to drink today?

And don't give me that "two beers" crap.

[w_over_w]

The cappilliary bursts or (spider viens) are generally caused by electric razor abrasions. This, however, does not explain why said epidemia of the rhinion region is equally inflamed. Temple region shows cardinal signs of rubor, calor and dolar.

I'm not a physician but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night.

[2timothy3.16]

With special issue 3d FReeper goggles!

You guys have to understand the strain my eyues have been under, I studied that peicture of teddy da lush for five mintues before being sure it was him. Hadn't seen him look that clear eyed in close to fifteen years. I wanted to make sure AP hadn't air brushed it.

[wimpycat]

If capillary bursts are caused by electric razor abrasions, then there are an awful lot of stupid drunks who shave their noses.

[TheBigB]

Separated at birth??

[surely_you_jest]

Those are not burst blood vessels all over his face. They're reserve sacs to serve as reservoirs for the small amounts of whiskey that don't go into his bloodstream, for him to call upon if he's gone without a decent drink for a couple of hours.

***** snicker *****

[harrowup]

Those are not burst blood vessels all over his face. They're reserve sacs to serve as reservoirs for the small amounts of whiskey that don't go into his bloodstream, for him to call upon if he's gone without a decent drink for a couple of hours.

1. Senator Kennedy has not been drinking of late.
2. Poor venous return is not the same as 'burst' blood vessels.
3. Senator Kennedy has grown to an age when the body breaks down of its own accord.
4. You may notice the same effects yourself if there is any chance in hell everyone lets you live long enough to experience same.