No Cure for Songs Stuck in Your Head

Strange News - AP | Mon Oct 20, 9:48 AM ET | By RACHEL KIPP, Associated Press Writer

[curlewbird]

As my co-worker just mentioned as he was reading this over my shoulder.........

"The love shack
is a little old place where".......

"Love Shack, Baby Love Shack"

NOOOO!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Alberta's Child]

Anybody up for a rousing chorus of "Shannon"?

Oh, geez. You had to go and plant that one in my head!

I heard that tune once on the radio within the last couple of years, and the two DJs in the studio had a brief discussion about it's origin. It was actually pretty interesting.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

"...the sailor said 'Brandy, you're a fine girl
Such a good wife you would be,
But my wife, my lady, my lover IS THE SEEEEEEAAA!'"

[Hatteras]

North side , east side
Little Willy, Willy wears the crown, he's the king around town
Dancing, glancing
Willy drives them silly with his star shoe shimmy shuffle down
Way past one, and feeling allright
'Cos with little Willy round they can last all night
Hey down, stay down, stay down down
'Cos little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Up town, down town
Little Willy, Willy drives them wild with his run-around style
Inside, outside
Willy sends them silly with his star-shine shimmy shuffle smile
Mama done chase Willy down through the hall
But laugh, Willy laugh, he don't care at all
Hey down, stay down, stay down, down
'Cos little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't
Willy won't, Willy won't
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
Little Willy, Willy won't go home
But you can't push Willy round
Willy won't go, try tellin' everybody but, oh no
Little Willy, Willy won't go home...

[sweetliberty]

"Marched straight home and flushed the kid's rubber bathroom ducky down the toilet. Traumatic for him. Cathartic for me."

Brought you a present. Hehehe...

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[CyberCowboy777]

Now there is a classic earworm.

[SubSailor]

I'm a gonna have a blue Christmas....(do do do do do)
without you....

[Skooz]

Just for that, you have to listen to the worst song anyone could possibly get stuck in his or her head.

Prepare for the ultimate torture: a heel more hellish and loathsome than the cheese in Hillary's thighs, a fate worse than...oh, you get the idea....Here it is in RAM Format....If you dare. Bwahahahahahahahahaha

[Catspaw]

Arrrrrrrrrgh - the humanity!

Yeah!

I
Got
Yooooou
Baaaaaaaaaabe!!!!

[canyon]

It's a small world after all...
It's a small world after all...
It's a small world after all.
It's a small, small, world.

Also at the Magic Kingdom:
"Yo, ho, ho, ho, A pirate's life for me."

[NeoCaveman]

now that was evil.

[steve8714]

You mean, C, S, N and for God's sake Y?

[Alberta's Child]

That's actually a great tune. LOL.

[AngryJawa]

Dude, Filipino terrorists kidnapped Stiffler's mom?

No,no,no...dude, your not hearing me.

MILF is the acronym for...uh, nevermind.

Yeah, I'm sure the MILFhunter site has videos of Stifler's mom and the terrorists. It's probably a pay site though. 8^)

[SubSailor]

"Little Willy"

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! Okay I quit! You win!! Now please make it stop! Little Willy Willy won't go away!

[LizardQueen]

I can't believe we've gone more than 200 posts without...

Ahem...

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind!
Hey Mickey!
Hey Mickey!

Thanks a lot, I'm going to have to kill myself now. It's wedged in there but good....

LQ

[steve8714]

Dead Man's Party? Try getting that out of your head at 3am.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You're sick - oh, God, my ears.....must...find...counter....

"Tiptoe through the tulips...."

[Chancellor Palpatine]

You get the teasers for free. Or so I heard - I'd never look there or anything.

[Skooz]

You're sick - oh, God, my ears.....must...find...counter....

Bwahahahahahaha!