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Caught on tape!

When I was assigned to the USS EISENHOWER, there was a guy who worked in the Weapons department who had took a female cook down into one of the ship's weapon magazines.

They filmed themselves having sex.

Well, the tape or copies of it made the rounds.

A E-8 that worked in the Weapons Department popped a copy of the tape into a VCR in a Weapons Dept. workcenter and started watching the tape. There were both male and female crewmembers present. A E-6 told him to stop the tape, the E-8 refused. A call was made to the Security office as well as the Command Master Chief's office, (he's the senior enlisted aboard).

Well, the E-8 was flown off of the ship the next day, his career essentially over.

I can't think of any porn tape worth throwing my career away.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You really don't want somebody that dumb on your ship.

[Theodore R.]

This is a perverted version, I guess, of the biblical admonition that we can "be sure that your sins will find you out."

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

Shocked, I tell you, I'm shocked! Do you mean to tell us male and female sailors are having sex aboard ship? Who would have thunk it?

[Lazamataz]

I can't think of any porn tape worth throwing my career away.

You haven't seen the right porn tape, then.

[Calvin Locke]

In other news, X10 has filed for bankruptcy...