[Ashamed Canadian]

LOL!

Damn, you mean to tell me I could've been making money off it all these years?

[don'tbedenied]

All your eggs belong to us.

[don'tbedenied]

All your eggs belong to us.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Glad i read the article, the title makes it sound like there was a terrible accident!

[per loin]

Hordes of Canadian babes streaming across our northern border in hunt of our precious body fluids. The Horror! The Horror!

[RichInOC]

splat

[Az Joe]

We don't want to Ova emphasize this do we?

[NicknamedBob]

"Is paying for sperm an original sin? ... the rich will now travel to the United States for treatment."

1) Technically, the sin is called Onanism, though I don't think that applies.

2) The U.S. will be happy to assist their Canadian Sisters with their Medical Treatments!

[Paradox]

All this time typing on this keyboard with ONE HAND.... I coulda made millions!

[Tacis]

This, actually, was the profit motive for Lewinski. I think, however, that the other dems on the payroll did it to curry favor with Willie.

[HEY4QDEMS]

If you can get paid for your sperm, does that make you a working stiff ??

[Paradox]

Hey, someones gotta email this to Howard Stern, I am sure he'd get a kick out of it..

[Sofa King]

Shouldn't this be fodder for the 'hold my... and watch this' list?

[HEY4QDEMS]

Exports to Canada have increased in recent years

So that's why they call it the "Great White North".

[Atlas Sneezed]

This reminds me of a kooky idea I had:

Medal-of-Honor sperm banks.

Pay them for sharing their heroic genes, and assist those childless couple needing a sperm donor. It can only help our nation to reinforce these qualities, to the extent that any portion is genetic.

Inspired by Patton's speech:
"Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men."
http://www.warroom.com/patton.htm

[Lando Lincoln]

I just think that marketing sperm on a "For Profit Basis" is a stroke of genius.

[BlueNgold]

Dateline Virgina Beach:
U.S. Sperm exports explode...
As the U.S. Navy faces more and more extended deployments it appears that the incidence of American sperm infiltration into non-U.S. territories is on the rise. The Canadian consulate in Toronto has expressed their concern as they see their position as the successors to France as the prime purveyors of affairs de' amore among the industrialized western world being threatened by the continued presence of a modern day 'Great White Fleet'. The Candian Minister of Frogitude has made an official complaint to the U.N. and has asked for a remedy that includes discharge of American sperm only in recognized international waters, and severe restrictions on the amount of cash American servicemen be allowed to carry ashore .... developing ....

[headsonpikes]

It's not like we don't have enough jerkoffs up here!

Hell, we make them Prime Minister!

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

I think I might open an eBay account now...

[taxed2death]

....all men are created equal.





Not.