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While most of us think there's a heaven, we differ on the details
The Dallas Morning News ^
| Tue, Nov. 11, 2003
| JEFFREY WEISS
Posted on 11/11/2003 12:01:31 PM PST by yonif
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:01:32 PM PST
by
yonif
To: yonif
as the old song goes....I know there aint no heaven and I pray there aint no hell...
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:14:14 PM PST
by
stylin19a
(is it vietnam yet ?)
To: yonif
I want a Heaven that doesn't force me to accept 72 pissed off West Virginia lesbians... like the Muzzle-em Paradise promises !!! ;-)) .
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:19:55 PM PST
by
GeekDejure
(<H3> Searching For The Meaning Of "Huge" Fonts !!!</H3>)
To: stylin19a
In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:22:09 PM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Proudly ticking off the left since 1992.)
To: yonif
Just as there's no consensus on what God is, does or looks like, there is no single model of heaven. While most Americans say they believe in some sort of afterlife, those beliefs don't necessarily tie in with the teachings of any particular religion. Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, Baha'i - the list of traditional visions of the world to come is as long as the list of faith traditions. "No religion is genuine that is not in accordance with truth" - Lactantius
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:24:18 PM PST
by
Pete
To: exile
In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.And every woman in Hell would look like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, so many choices available!
Man nor beast should be subjected to this over the line punishment, huh?
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:46:10 PM PST
by
VOYAGER
To: exile
In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.And every woman in Hell would look like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, so many choices available!
NO man or beast should be subjected to this over the line punishment, huh?
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:47:11 PM PST
by
VOYAGER
To: yonif
read later
To: yonif
I truly believe Heaven is a place. And when my beloved Grandmother departed this world last month at the age of 95, I'm positive she set up a kitchen there to feed
everybody coming through the Pearly Gates.
Luv ya Grandma. ;-)
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:56:16 PM PST
by
uglybiker
(Member in good standing of the Freerepublic Beer Drinking Team)
To: exile
Okay...but what would you have to look like?
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:57:19 PM PST
by
fml
( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
To: yonif
I'm personally hoping for Valhalla.
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:57:27 PM PST
by
Dementon
(I hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring...)
To: fml
Being a happenin' dude as I am, I'd just look like good old dashing Exile.
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:58:35 PM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Proudly ticking off the left since 1992.)
To: yonif
Pie for breakfast.
Miles Davis musak.
Lots of grass and streams.
No clothes.
And yes...many, many Laurie Dhue's.
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:59:14 PM PST
by
ItsOurTimeNow
("Forth now, and fear no darkness!")
To: VOYAGER
In hell you would be forced to have sex with Helen Thomas.
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posted on
11/11/2003 12:59:50 PM PST
by
DarthVader
(DemoRAT Senators should have done to them what was done to Joe Pesci in Casino)
To: yonif
Heaven is a real place. The best site on the web about heaven is Randy Alcorn's (Eternal Perspective's Ministries)
epm.org
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posted on
11/11/2003 1:01:06 PM PST
by
Haddon
To: yonif
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posted on
11/11/2003 1:01:55 PM PST
by
Hatteras
(Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps...)
To: DarthVader
"In hell you would be forced to have sex with Helen Thomas."
In the words of the great Homer Simpson, "Jesus, Allah, Buddah, I love you all!"
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posted on
11/11/2003 1:03:11 PM PST
by
exile
(Exile - Proudly ticking off the left since 1992.)
To: exile
Nope, not good enough, sorry ya ol'dashing dude, give it another try.
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posted on
11/11/2003 1:04:34 PM PST
by
fml
( You can twist perception, reality won't budge. -RUSH)
To: yonif
Several years ago, I couldn't attend my mother's funeral in Fla., so when her ashes were buried in Vt., when the ground thawed, I made sure I was there. Unfortunately, I was ten minutes late and saw a pickup truck leaving, shovel rattling in back, saw a priest's car leaving...and knew my stupid brother in law had held the funeral without me. So I'm dragging a few miserable perennials out of the back of my car, beyond fury, and Bill the brother in law, sidled up and said, "Well, it was only you." (and my four kids) He had the grace to look guilty and went on, "Uh, you're mad, aren't you." I opened my mouth to blast him, and my mother said to me (in my head), "What did you expect? He's a jerk. He was always a jerk. He'll die a jerk." My mother, never one to mince words, was dead right about Bill. She went on to say that nothing matters that happens here on earth, and that God forgives everything. She then told me to sit on her grave and talk about her and have a good time. It was one of the best days of my life. What a gift! About heaven, one of my friends, a Seventh Day Adventist, doesn't believe pets have an afterlife. This is ridiculous. It wouldn't be heaven without them.
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posted on
11/11/2003 1:10:19 PM PST
by
hershey
To: VOYAGER
And every woman in Hell would look like Hillary Clinton or Nancy PelosiThat wouldn't be so bad. I personally suspect that the women in hell will look like Janet Reno or Andrea Dworkin. The more attractive ones might resemble Rosie O'Donnell. Madellyn Murray O'Hare will undoubtedly be there too.
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