Caption the Beast of the Ball!

Yahoo! ^ | Nov. 16, 2003

[sully777]

I have looked at the photos about ten times. The men are sex neutral. She is proclaiming the title "Alpha male" in a room full of metrosexuals.

Next time you view a photo of Dean with his sleeves rolled up, place the picture of Dean and Hillary

[Semper911]

And those huge pearls have got to go.

Someone on last night's thread called them "Lisa Simpson pearls." LOL!

But Lisa Simpson has more going for her than Hillary does.

[Charles Henrickson]

"No! No! I don't care if I am desperate
for a woman! Get her out of my sight!"

[Robert A Cook PE]

She's in THE pantsuit ... again?!?!??!?!

And the compliant press corpse believes "this" is "style" and "looks" ?!?!?!??!?!

[Robert A Cook PE]

But her "star power' is why we're laughing at her ugly costume and bad choice in accesories!

See, if she were not ugly from the roots, and heart and soul out, then she'd be (at best) merely another ugly woman Clinton used on his route to power.

But her ugliness is from within, yet the media portrays her as "god's gift to women and the salvation of the international liberal dream..... Witness the Newsweek cover with her in angelic triupmh, head bowed and hands poised as if in prayer.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Tom, let's dance! Let's dance like we were young and crazy again!
Hold me tight, Tom! It's been so long since I've been with a man!
. . . Oh, and one more thing: I'll lead."

[Charles Henrickson]

"OK, Mrs. Clinton, we'll proceed with the rectal exam now. . . ."

[Charles Henrickson]

"Look, you little weenie: You know I could squish you like a bug--right here, right now--if I wanted to! So if you know what's good for you, you'll come back to my dressing room after the rally, and then you'll do as you're told!"

"Yes, ma'am."

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary is mentally dressing him in that frogman costume right now.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Too bad she had to leave her girlfriend in New York.

[Paul Atreides]

Too bad she had to leave her girlfriend in New York.

And, wearing her pantsuit.

[small voice in the wilderness]

She is proclaiming the title "Alpha male" in a room full of metrosexuals.

I think you've got a great point.

I think we are getting our first look at hil's snap-on, lace dickie...

[Consort]

The event ended with a danse macabre. It was surreal.

[MinuteGal]

She probably bought a yard or two of dingy lace at the Goodwill Thrift Shop for 29 cents a yard.

At least now we know what the design on Chelsea's wedding veil will look like.

And she'll list the lace on her next IRS form as a deduction!

Leni

[Charles Henrickson]

"I can't get my eyes closed!!! My eyelids aren't working!!
Quick, squeeze my hand, hard--HARD, I said!--pressing
your index finger into my palm! It's the only thing that helps!"

[Old Sarge]

Sorry, HLL, but She Who Must Not Be Named is already spoken for, and here's the proof:

[Paul Atreides]

The guy behind Hillary, with the camera: "I'll need a bigger lens, to get all of that back porch in the picture."

[RikaStrom]

Now her pantsuit has lace on it?? Ewwwwww

[Paul Atreides]

Anytime the evil old bat gets any sort of criticism, she tries to look like the frilly little put-upon lady, as witnessed by the pink outfit she wore to that press conference.

[WackySam]